Football Banter Thread

ThestigGT999 · 4 Oct 2017 at 12:13

heres sky sports take

How could Catalonia line up? And what would Spain's national team look like?

antijoke · 5 Oct 2017 at 21:27

Hah this is spot on

https://www.fourfourtwo.com.au/feat...ue-club-was-a-simpsons-character-474438/page0

Shamikebab · 5 Oct 2017 at 22:29

That is surprisingly perfect!

ramsden · 23 Oct 2017 at 19:53

not sure if already posted, made me laugh:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41728826

Nate75 · 23 Oct 2017 at 19:55

ramsden said:
not sure if already posted, made me laugh:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41728826

good that

BaZ87 · 24 Oct 2017 at 11:33

163 journalists voted for the FIFA coach of the year and just 1 voted for Mourinho. A get out of a suspension free card to the first person that guesses which journalist voted for Mourinho.

Andybtsn · 24 Oct 2017 at 11:41

Castles? Haha

Shamikebab · 24 Oct 2017 at 11:59

De Gea didn't even make the goalkeeper of the year shortlist. It's hilarious how clueless they are.

BaZ87 · 24 Oct 2017 at 13:23

Andybtsn said:
Castles? Haha

Correct. I'll now perma you so you can use your prize.

Derek W · 24 Oct 2017 at 13:23

BaZ87 said:
163 journalists voted for the FIFA coach of the year and just 1 voted for Mourinho. A get out of a suspension free card to the first person that guesses which journalist voted for Mourinho.

Sounds like it would be BBC Chief Football writer, Phil McNulty. His Man U articles always go down well on the Have your Say!

EDIT

Maybe not

Robbo · 24 Oct 2017 at 13:39

Shamikebab said:
De Gea didn't even make the goalkeeper of the year shortlist. It's hilarious how clueless they are.

Exactly, the whole thing is a total farce.

Andybtsn · 24 Oct 2017 at 13:58

Isn’t it to do with CL?

Oblak didn’t get a note neither which is a travesty.

Shamikebab · 24 Oct 2017 at 15:31

It's not to do with CL, some random Mexican guy I've never heard of was nominated.

Andybtsn · 25 Oct 2017 at 14:13

England u17 look good for the final, 3-1 up against Brazil, another hat trick for Brewster.

Stretch · 25 Oct 2017 at 14:57

Andybtsn said:
England u17 look good for the final, 3-1 up against Brazil, another hat trick for Brewster.

Yep, I tuned into the BBC stream and thought I was watching an April fool. They look very good.

MooMoo444 · 25 Oct 2017 at 15:15

Brewster is awesome.

Andybtsn · 25 Oct 2017 at 15:56

Shame he's not a CB

BaZ87 · 25 Oct 2017 at 16:01

Andybtsn said:
Shame he's not a CB

He’ll score 3 every game so we won’t need to worry about defending.

And yea, he’s very special.

The_One · 25 Oct 2017 at 23:38

Bet Liverpool cant wait to get Keita in from Leipzig next season

Been sent off this evening for the 3rd time in 7 games

Rotty · 3 Nov 2017 at 10:44

Looks like Evra is in the ****, kicked a fan in head

pics/video don't look clever :eek: