Football Banter Thread

Shamikebab · 12 Apr 2021 at 21:03

Doesn't look like he's going down to me, looks like he just turns his ankle slightly?

CliffyG · 12 Apr 2021 at 21:09

Lol really? Looks pretty clear it's massive over-reaction.

fez · 12 Apr 2021 at 21:10

Shamikebab said:
Doesn't look like he's going down to me, looks like he just turns his ankle slightly?

The screaming and the clutching of his chest...

Shamikebab · 12 Apr 2021 at 21:35

I think I'd scream at someone if they threw a football at me like that too, seemed more like shock and anger at him than faking it to me :confused:

Andybtsn · 12 Apr 2021 at 23:08

Shamikebab said:
I think I'd scream at someone if they threw a football at me like that too, seemed more like shock and anger at him than faking it to me

Eh? He went to hold his throat and his legs nearly buckled only to remember it was a boy that did it. The ball boy shouldn’t have done it but it was still a pathetic reaction.

Converge · 1 Sep 2021 at 13:42

I enjoyed these impressions, the end of the Roy Keane one, LVG, Fergie and Ole in particular

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRSbmhn5/

IronSpider · 1 Sep 2021 at 13:59

Ayahuasca · 1 Sep 2021 at 14:18

You can't post that, was my deleted post above lol.

fez · 1 Sep 2021 at 14:40

Is this related to he who must not be named? Vodemort I assume

adam cool dude · 1 Sep 2021 at 20:31

Ayahuasca said:
You can't post that, was my deleted post above lol.

I can post this though.

tang0 · 1 Sep 2021 at 22:27

Don't know what the deleted posts are about, so it might be this. Apparently Lacazette and Odegarrd have been shagging at the AFC training ground, picture going round of Lacazette in a suggestive pose and was supposidly sent to Odegarrd. Some Arab media claiming they have a video

BaZ87 · 1 Sep 2021 at 22:37

It wasn't that but I like the way you thought it might be so decided to post it again

Some of the utter nonsense stories that get spread on twitter are amazing.

explicit4u · 1 Sep 2021 at 22:58

iirc that story broke from a UAE based account with 2-300 followers, I wouldn't put any stock in it.

rebel rebel · 1 Sep 2021 at 23:10

2 days ago it was Ben White that they were accusing.

fez · 2 Sep 2021 at 08:51

tang0 said:
Don't know what the deleted posts are about, so it might be this. Apparently Lacazette and Odegarrd have been shagging at the AFC training ground, picture going round of Lacazette in a suggestive pose and was supposidly sent to Odegarrd. Some Arab media claiming they have a video

Each other??

Ayahuasca · 2 Sep 2021 at 09:00

tang0 said:
Don't know what the deleted posts are about, so it might be this. Apparently Lacazette and Odegarrd have been shagging at the AFC training ground, picture going round of Lacazette in a suggestive pose and was supposidly sent to Odegarrd. Some Arab media claiming they have a video

Sounds like a story primary school kids would make up, dear me.

The_One · 5 Sep 2021 at 15:10

Go on holiday to croatia and even now cant get away from fact spurs are flying high

joe lewis anchored here

fez · 20 Sep 2021 at 13:01

Sometimes you've got to take extreme measures to win those penalties... unsurprisingly the king cheat himself.

Can't embed with timestamp so go to ~2:00 mark to see one of the most ridiculous penalties you will ever see.

Reuben klang · 20 Sep 2021 at 13:07

That was confusing. Who the heck refers to Neymar as the king?

Martini1991 · 20 Sep 2021 at 13:53

fez said:
Sometimes you've got to take extreme measures to win those penalties... unsurprisingly the king cheat himself.

Can't embed with timestamp so go to ~2:00 mark to see one of the most ridiculous penalties you will ever see.

That's brilliant.