Football Banter Thread

[Nate75]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1792983522174517271

 

[Stumble Bum]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1792486451067695212

 

[Nate75]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1793001031074251143

 

[Rotty]

Not sure what to make of the new City shirt

 

[Nate75]

Vincent Kompany just landed in Munich to finalise talks for the manager role...

 

[Nate75]

 

[montymint]

cheers paddypower

One for @Bigpig

 

[woppy101]

cheers paddypower

One for @Bigpig

Bigpig’s on suicide watch currently

 

[Bigpig]

cheers paddypower

One for @Bigpig

Just means we have a clear run at the league title next year

 

[Nate75]

Just means we have a clear run at the league title next year

'title'

 

[Irish_Tom]

Just means we have a clear run at the league title next year

I love your optimism.

 

[woppy101]

Just means we have a clear run at the league title next year

Ever the optimist mate

 

[adam cool dude]

This gave me a little chuckle. Love the detail with the track listings

 

[robfosters]

This isn’t banter, it’s Utd discussion

 

[Derek W]

Two facts about Yule Brynner, 1. He doesn't wear aftershave and 2. He supports Liverpool.

"Yule never wear Cologne"

 

[adam cool dude]

 

[C Kent]

 

[Stumble Bum]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1798233602104148156

 

[spudbynight]

 

[fez]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1798233602104148156

It just looks like a game that a child has made up to beat his friends.

Child 1 - "You can't do that! You can't just pick the ball up and run with it"

Child 2 - "Yeah, but you can as long as you do a little kick or bounce it every so often"