Football Banter Thread

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I'm not expecting high levels of wit from that bunch, but this is the equivalent of a room full of year 7 lads using 5318008 on a calculator.

Luckily its being hosted by a woman or there would be an absolute outcry over this horrible rabble of men making puerile jokes. I'm sure there still are plenty who find a bit of joking around about the opposite sex abhorrent. Luckily i'm over 35 so I found it funny.