Found a Lump down below.

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Found a Pea sized lump in my right testicle Monday night, there was no doubt about it a definite pea sized lump at the top of my right nut.
I took it quite well, even if i say so myself, it didn't really freak me out like you'd think it would i just thought Oh crap i best phone the Doc in the morning.
I phoned Tuesday morning at 10.35am & they saw me at 11.05am :eek: being seen so quick was the biggest shock of the whole situation to be quite ******* honest :p
It wasn't my normal Doctor but a fitty about 30 with lovely blond curly hair, she asked me whether i wanted her to get a chaperon which made me want to say "It's you that'll need a chaperon baby" :D but i kept it to myself & just whacked my meat & two veg out.
After the examination she reckons it is a swelling in my Epidermal summit or other which has caused the lump, this has been caused by the water infections i am getting every two weeks from the kidney stones i have been suffering with all year. She prescribed some pills & told me to ring her in a week if it hasn't gone away. So all is well it seems & no Big C to battle with :cool:

So.
The reason for this post is to scare the living bejesus out of ALL the men out there so that you GO CHECK your nuts NOW.
I self examine regularly & have done for years & i am totally confident that i detected my lump within days of getting it. With Testicular cancer as with any Cancer early diagnosis gives you the best chance of minimal uncomfortable treatment.

CHECK YOUR NUTS NOW.



Final thought.
This whole experience has left me feeling strange. I have never had my wang out in front of a fitty before & not been Erect. Very strange experience i would rather not repeat :p
 
I'm quite sure my GF would have pointed out any odd lumps last night...

/smug mode

Seriously sounds scary though! Hats off to you for checking and then getting straight in to see someone.
 
malc30 said:
The reason for this post is to scare the living bejesus out of ALL the men out there so that you GO CHECK your nuts NOW.
I self examine regularly & have done for years & i am totally confident that i detected my lump within days of getting it. With Testicular cancer as with any Cancer early diagnosis gives you the best chance of minimal uncomfortable treatment.

CHECK YOUR NUTS NOW.
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You do know ******* isn't self examination right? ;)
 
malc30 said:
Final thought.
This whole experience has left me feeling strange. I have never had my wang out in front of a fitty before & not been Erect. Very strange experience i would rather not repeat :p
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I think you would've felt more wierd if it was erect, how embarrasing would that have been. It could have been a LOT worse :D
 
Beren said:
I'm quite sure my GF would have pointed out any odd lumps last night...

/smug mode

Seriously sounds scary though! Hats off to you for checking and then getting straight in to see someone.
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If you had one I'm sure she would.

/zing mode
 
well posted dude,checking mine now mmmmm hummmm nope :D

its a good thing to check now and then,wish i could get my girlfriend to do it for me ;)
 
Hehe, I was doing a regular check on mine once when I found what appeared to be a third testicle :eek:

Turned out to be a hernia which was a hell of a lot better than the alternative :)
 
fonzee said:
*stands up in office, gets massive chocks out, examines*

all fine here :D
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*Loud Applause*

I have an image of thousands of office workers standing with there Wangs out concentrating on there self examination whilst the ladys are screaming & running for the lifts :p

Cheers for the laugh :cool:
 
Been in a similar situation before, scared the bejesus out of me. Luckily it turned out to be nothing but, the most nervous part was the doctor (a middle aged bloke :( ) feeling my nuts, kept getting visions that something embarrasing would happen, again luckily nothing happened.
 
For all those worrying about getting aroused Trust me it just isn't like that at all, not even with a fitty handling an old boy like me. I may as well have been showing her my kneecap & that's the truth of it. All very clinical from the Doc & all you can think of is "Just tell me am i gonna die or what" :p
 
Simmz said:
I had a small pea sized lump on my left one when I was 12, turned out to be a Épididyme cyst.

I suggest you read http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicule as a lot of people get the Épididyme tubes confused for lumps.
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:p Dude did you not read the bit about me having kidney stones all year & having a water infection about every 2-3 weeks & me feeling a DEFINATE lump.
I am 42 years of age i think i know the difference between a tube & a pea sized lump.
Instead of suggesting i read crap from Wiki i suggest you read the thread BEFORE posting in them.
Also do you think the Doctor would have prescribed me 500mg Anti B's to deal with NATURAL tubes. :p
I am on the floor here :p
Read the god damn threads/posts Before you post such a Stupid lame *** comment.

*More Hysterical laughing this end*
 
malc30 said:
:p Dude did you not read the bit about me having kidney stones all year & having a water infection about every 2-3 weeks & me feeling a DEFINATE lump.
I am 42 years of age i think i know the difference between a tube & a pea sized lump.
Instead of suggesting i read crap from Wiki i suggest you read the thread BEFORE posting in them.
Also do you think the Doctor would have prescribed me 500mg Anti B's to deal with NATURAL tubes. :p
I am on the floor here :p
Read the god damn threads/posts Before you post such a Stupid lame *** comment.

*More Hysterical laughing this end*
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There's nothing lame about his post, he is actually quite correct. They often are mistaken. Epididymitis for one.

Either way. GET IT CHECKED BY A DOC.
 
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