Found a Lump down below.

seaviewuk · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:12

I always find it's easier to check your nuts after a nice hot shower, all pretty loose then.

Here's a how to guide with pictures!

Lonewolf · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:13

Wasn't there a link on here last year that showed Rachel Stevens advising us men to do a regular check? Hot stuff

Win^ · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:26

LoL, here's the Rachel Stevens link:

http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/rachelgetsfruity/flash.html

Locky · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:36

just imagine if it was a COLD day

Cyber-Mav · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:39

did the doctor/nurse wear gloves? im sure they have to? and did she handle the meat or just the 2 veg?

Royality · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:43

Also, to comfort all us men Testicular Cancer now has a survival rate of 95%.

That said still check regularly (though is 7 times a day too much?

).

ChrisJSY · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:47

malc30 said:
It wasn't my normal Doctor but a fitty about 30 with lovely blond curly hair, she asked me whether i wanted her to get a chaperon

What? They ...what did I just read?

Wicksta · 8 Aug 2007 at 18:51

ScarySquirrel said:
Isn't it something like 1 in 3 people will develop some form of cancer? Scary really.

I hate to tell you this, but 3/3 people will die of something or other anyway.

My dad had cancer of the bladder in 1995, but fortunately he made a full recovery and has been fine ever since. Really scared me though.

Cyber-Mav · 8 Aug 2007 at 19:00

to be honest i blame diesel engines and thier high nox emmissions for the rise in cancer :mad:

TriedandTested · 8 Aug 2007 at 19:18

malc30 said:
I think you are mistaking Attitude for the Natural high one gets when he finds out he hasn't got Testicular cancer, but don't let that stop you digging a

fair enough.

i misunderstood. And congrats on the good news.

V1nny · 8 Aug 2007 at 19:35

Hey malc, I see you have been suffering from kidney stones. Was wondering if you have tried drinking lemon juice and olive oil. http://www.earthclinic.com/CURES/kidney_stones.html I suffered from them to and when I tried this method, my stones seem to have gone without any pains at all

Killa_ken · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:02

A fit blonde chick was playing with your nuts and you didnt even ask for her number? The number of possible chat up lines just there is huge.

Disappointed to say the least

4T5 · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:08

V1nny said:
Hey malc, I see you have been suffering from kidney stones. Was wondering if you have tried drinking lemon juice and olive oil. http://www.earthclinic.com/CURES/kidney_stones.html I suffered from them to and when I tried this method, my stones seem to have gone without any pains at all

Thanks a lot dude. Anything is worth a go after 8 months of it on & off every two to three weeks.
I'll try it once i have some Olive oil & post back.

4T5 · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:10

Cyber-Mav said:
did the doctor/nurse wear gloves? im sure they have to? and did she handle the meat or just the 2 veg?

Yes she wore the usual white surgical gloves & only handled the Veg.

Cyber-Mav · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:21

ahh the gloves, thats good. iv read somewhere that if they don;t use gloves you can do some sue-age and get cash settlements. read that it happened before cuz the doc forgot to put the gloves on.

AWBbox · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:36

Glad it turned out well for you mate. I'm going through the same sorta thing at the mo'. Found a lump a few months ago that turned out to be an unproblematic cyst but found another different one recently. Going off for a scan soon

Seriously everyone, if in doubt get it checked out!

Vita · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:37

Damn...If a hot blonde chick was touching my balls, I'd get a boner and poke it in her eye.

4T5 · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:42

AWBbox said:
Personal

Good luck to you mate & make sure you post back the outcome.

Cyber-Mav · 8 Aug 2007 at 20:58

Killa_ken said:
A fit blonde chick was playing with your nuts and you didnt even ask for her number? The number of possible chat up lines just there is huge.

Disappointed to say the least

think chatting up the nurse is the last thing on someones mind when they could have cancer. :confused:

Pulse · 8 Aug 2007 at 23:23

i'll get straight on it, i'm possibly more ****ed then most of you, got cancer from both sides of my family and testicular is what my uncle and cousin have both had

Vita said:
Damn...If a hot blonde chick was touching my balls, I'd get a boner and poke it in her eye.

lmao, cant stop laughing

Win^ said:
LoL, here's the Rachel Stevens link:

http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/rachelgetsfruity/flash.html

i love you! i am so going to use this