Found out just how sharp my global chef knife is.

I think the saying that a blunt knife is more dangerous than a sharp one only works up until a certain point..

and doesn't really factor in that any knife is bloomin dangerous especially when poor technique combines with trying to copy the TV Chefs lightning speeds.
 
Getting chilli in a cut after being a spaz with a knife, christ it hurts! more than when you rub your nose/eyes after cutting them up :D I always wear disposable gloves to cut them up now

Salty Pork Crackling, sharp knife, jesus that hurt :(
Not planning on doing it again like lol
 
sharpened my knife at work last week on a steel cleaned the shaving off with a towel and sliced my finger. the guys had a good laugh at that one.
 
any knife is bloomin dangerous especially when poor technique combines with trying to copy the TV Chefs

This much is true :D

You get used to good sharp knife after a few years. On the rare occasion I cut myself with my Global, it's cos I've not kept it sharp. Or I'm drunk. Or both. Usually both.
 
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This much is true :D

You get used to good sharp knife after a few years. On the rare occasion I cut myself with my Global, it's cos I've not kept it sharp. Or I'm drunk. Or both. Usually both.

Number one rule when comming home drunk 'oven chips will do, there is no need for fresh thick cut and deep fried goodness' a lesson hard learnt over many years.
 
6 pints of Stowford press cider + no food (eating is cheating) + razor sharp global + spring onion = 4 hours sat in casualty and a very grumpy wife.

Will throw up a pic in a spoiler tag later on (mods, let me know if this is ok before I do it, will hold off on pics if is not allowed)
 
6 pints of Stowford press cider + no food (eating is cheating) + razor sharp global + spring onion = 4 hours sat in casualty and a very grumpy wife.

Will throw up a pic in a spoiler tag later on (mods, let me know if this is ok before I do it, will hold off on pics if is not allowed)

Let me see it you drunk knife wielding loon.
 
As promised........

A few hours after, sat in A and E....


The Day After......



Nearly better.....

 
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