Found something in the pool ....

xxalxx · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:12

Looks like a bird had a bit of a snack but it got mostly away and fell into our pool .....

Possibly a Australian Brown Trapdoor Spider, shame the end was missing as it would have been easier to find out what it was.

Brizzles · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:16

Put back in pool.

Fill pool with petrol.

Ignite.

Just to be sure.

bitslice · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:21

Checks: OP not in the UK

(safe)

savagesam117 · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:21

Nuke it.

Mynight · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:22

Nope nope nope!

Nitefly · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:23

Fill Australia with petrol tbh.

Unicorn · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:24

Crikey' Put it on the barbie ayy mate

itchy · 11 Dec 2015 at 00:28

Nope!

Hades · 11 Dec 2015 at 01:03

Negative.

Uncle Petey · 11 Dec 2015 at 01:07

Must remember to read the whole post before clicking on spoiler tags.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

No wonder there's so many Aussies over here.

MatsyLR · 11 Dec 2015 at 01:16

Send in the nukes please

chaparral · 11 Dec 2015 at 01:44

Hope you tried giving it some mouth to mouth to save that poor little creature...

Liquiduk · 11 Dec 2015 at 02:13

Big enough to put the willys up me!

Mynight · 11 Dec 2015 at 02:21

Liquiduk said:
Big enough to put the willys up me!

Phrasing!!!

byeo · 11 Dec 2015 at 06:36

Sod bombing Syria, we need to turn our attentions to Australia. :eek:

Uther · 11 Dec 2015 at 06:41

the_r_sole · 11 Dec 2015 at 06:41

Stealth "look-at-me-i've-got-a-swimming-pool" thread

Relentless81 · 11 Dec 2015 at 06:53

Why did I click 'show' Why

Participant · 11 Dec 2015 at 06:54

For some reason I thought of Micheal Barrymore when I read the thread title.

byeo · 11 Dec 2015 at 07:30

xxalxx right now...