Foxes

paul8811 · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:40

Anyone else have a Fox camped outside there bedroom window making horrible horrible noise all night long till 6am :mad:

How can I get rid of the pesky git!!

Arcade Fire · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:40

Step 1: Get a bunch of your friends together with some dogs and horses.

ArmoVanBuuren · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:41

Catapult and marbles

Gilly · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:41

paul8811 said:
Anyone else have a Fox camped outside there bedroom window making horrible horrible noise all night long till 6am

Nope.

paul8811 said:
How can I get rid of the pesky git!!

Sacrific 8 virgins in milk at midnight on Midsummer's Eve.

Sic · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:42

go down and have a word with him. ask if he minds keeping it down a bit. bloody chavs

afraser2k · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:42

paul8811 said:
Anyone else have a Fox camped outside there bedroom window making horrible horrible noise all night long till 6am

How can I get rid of the pesky git!!

Just about every night this week I've been woken at 4 AM by a fox yapping outside so I'm guessing it must be near their mating season?

PeterNem · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:42

/me waits for the obligitary Mondeo joke.

Treefrog · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:42

It's probably a vixen in the mood for luuuuuurve!

Make sure there's no gaps in your fences and gates?

paul8811 · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:44

Gilly said:
Nope.

Sacrific 8 virgins in milk at midnight on Midsummer's Eve.

This sounds like a good idea, can i use semi skimmed?

paul8811 · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:45

oops delete please

SB118 · 17 Feb 2006 at 09:51

Tell him his alloys look mank.

Spacky · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:10

VeNT · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:16

tbh, get enviromental helth out, or pest control, or rig up a P90 to a load of lego and make a turrit gun!

~J~ · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:25

Pee in the garden. Seriously!

Dolph · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:28

Well, you can't hunt it with dogs anymore, because foxes are lovely, cuddly creatures...

I'd suggest using a monster truck and a flamethrower. It'll hurt the fox a lot, but it's not in breach of the ban on hunting.

Or possibly landmines.

mutters · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:34

foxes are just little red dogs aren't they?

paul8811 · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:38

I was thinking of some kind of food laced with domestos or similar. Has anyone had to poision an animal recently?

Borris · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:39

mutters said:
foxes are just little red dogs aren't they?

Yep.

Ginger freaks.

basmic · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:41

paul8811 said:
I was thinking of some kind of food laced with domestos or similar. Has anyone had to poision an animal recently?

Nice juicy steak, and pack it with rat poison pellets.

Edit: I've not done this before, but the above is how I would go about killing the thing.

Scuzi · 17 Feb 2006 at 10:41

Drive over it in a Mondeo for comedy value.