French tenant problem.

He sounds so bad that anything to annoy him would be fair game if it was me. As long as you don't end up in prison, go for it! Nobody cares about the French anyway.
 
willhub said:
I can't wait till Monday to go to the office, need to really complain, I can't believe anyone can be as ******** as this french.
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Does the office have an emergency/out of hours line? If it's really that bad you could try contacting them but I suspect you're as well just waiting until Monday as while it's far from pleasant it's probably not considered an emergency.

I would however keep a record of any transgressions and take that into the office when you go as they shouldn't be able to argue with it, his behaviour is clearly unacceptable and goes beyond just being a bit of a bad flatmate into being downright unpleasant.
 
I'm playing loud music now, he does not like loud music. I'm playing "Woofer Cooker"


We're keeping a record of everything, well we're riting a report, 500 words so far.
 
As somebody else mentioned, just tell him you're sending some Germans round to sort him out. He'll be a speck on the horizon in minutes. :D

Gotta love the French. Always good for generating a reaction.
 
Unsubscribing as the OP's unwillingness to beat the crud out of this guy is frustrating.
Any decent man worth his salt would have given this french pig a good shooing by now.
 
Tell him that Greenpeace have rebuilt the Rainbow Warrior, hand him a limpet mine and tell him "You know what to do" with a Gallic shrug. He'll be gone for weeks!
 
This is where violence is needed. Stab him with a baguette. Or worse just pick him up and throw him out, followed by his possessions. I hate people who think they're untouchable, they usually need to be 'touched' to bring them back to reality. What if you were some disease-riddled junkie and stabbed him with used needles? You'll be doing him a favour!
 
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