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Wryel

Wryel

Wryel

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A golfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree.

Seeing this, he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you
doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kidding me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear
up against the tree. With this, the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs
on him on the other side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewelry, and car
keys, then strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell happened
to you?" So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.

While he's telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says...



"This just isn't gonna be your day."
 
ok...this is from my 4 year old daughter


Why did the chewing gum cross the road?



















because it was stuck to the chickens head.....

Cry..I almost died laughing:)
 
Mr Man said:
ok...this is from my 4 year old daughter


Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

because it was stuck to the chickens head.....

Cry..I almost died laughing:)
Click to expand...

Discipline your child now, so she learns her lesson.....
 
my blonde Essex wife went into a sex shop in Amsterdam the other week. She asked the shop keeper for a big vibrator.

"on the wall behind you", he said.

"Oh thanks", my wife said. "I'll take the big red one".

"that the fire Extinguisher", he replied :rolleyes: :p
 
Thats what i love about these forums..... You get totally wasted even at ones best attempt to make a joke :D

So far i posted one joke and a few people liked it, Im quiting while im ahead!
 
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