Friday Funny?

Arjun806 · 20 Dec 2008 at 09:41

Vasquez said:
A woman goes into hospital in labour, after 5 hours there is some complications but she finally gives birth. The baby is whisked away and after a few minutes the doctor comes back in.

Doctor says to the woman, "I've got some good news and bad news".

"Give me the bad news"

"Ok, your baby's ginger"

"Oh god, what's the good news?"

"it's dead"

Classic

alexakasloth · 20 Dec 2008 at 10:54

LMAO Vasquez.

gillywibble · 20 Dec 2008 at 17:46

Haha

Mr^B · 20 Dec 2008 at 17:54

I fail to see what stretching your upper lip has to do with labour pain (the majority of labour pain is due to muscle contractions and subsequent fatigue in the uterus).

Still, never let facts get in the way of a good joke, that's what I say!

MooMoo444 · 20 Dec 2008 at 18:03

Mr^B said:
I fail to see what stretching your upper lip has to do with labour pain (the majority of labour pain is due to muscle contractions and subsequent fatigue in the uterus).

Still, never let facts get in the way of a good joke, that's what I say!

Think about it.. lips, and stretching.

Tick tock tick tock

Mr^B · 20 Dec 2008 at 18:08

MooMoo444 said:
Think about it.. lips, and stretching.

Tick tock tick tock

Yes, I understand that, but the stretching in labour doesn't cause the majority of the pain, it's the lactic acid build-up. It's the oxygen-debt to the muscle which causes the pain. It's a large muscle, doing a lot of work.

So a far better analogy would be to go run a marathon, although it's not as "amusing" at least it'll be accurate.

Buffman · 20 Dec 2008 at 18:14

Vasquez said:
A woman goes into hospital in labour, after 5 hours there is some complications but she finally gives birth. The baby is whisked away and after a few minutes the doctor comes back in.

Doctor says to the woman, "I've got some good news and bad news".

"Give me the bad news"

"Ok, your baby's ginger"

"Oh god, what's the good news?"

"it's dead"

Thread saved.

Mr^B said:
Yes, I understand that, but the stretching in labour doesn't cause the majority of the pain, it's the lactic acid build-up. It's the oxygen-debt to the muscle which causes the pain. It's a large muscle, doing a lot of work.

So a far better analogy would be to go run a marathon, although it's not as "amusing" at least it'll be accurate.

Thread ruined.

UberGT · 20 Dec 2008 at 18:18

Mr^B said:
Yes, I understand that, but the stretching in labour doesn't cause the majority of the pain, it's the lactic acid build-up. It's the oxygen-debt to the muscle which causes the pain. It's a large muscle, doing a lot of work.

So a far better analogy would be to go run a marathon, although it's not as "amusing" at least it'll be accurate.

Are you Sheldon from The Big Bang Thoery?