Friday Joke thread

William · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:04

R0551 said:
These jokes that are "off centre" really aren't, neither are they funny. I read them, re-read them and read them again and they still make no sense nor are they funny in any way shape or form.

They are funny if you are stoned, but that is the limt of the appeal really...

Edit: That beadle one made me laugh.

Zefan · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:05

monkeypants said:
FUNNY

YEY

KizZ · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:07

monkeypants said:
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Spacky · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:11

William said:
Tennis elbow

Now that joke was bloody funny

William · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:14

Its wierd really because when I post jokes people usually think them absolutely terrible. But as soon as I post a really one with a bit of dirty sexual references you lot giggle your **** off.

Spacky · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:16

William said:
Its wierd really because when I post jokes people usually think them absolutely terrible. But as soon as I post a really one with a bit of dirty sexual references you lot giggle your **** off.

You said **** hehehe

Dj_Jestar · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:21

R0551 said:
These jokes that are "off centre" really aren't, neither are they funny. I read them, re-read them and read them again and they still make no sense nor are they funny in any way shape or form.

You just don't get it, do you? Literally..

Two frogs in the bath.

First Frog: "Pass the soap, please."

Second Frog: "What do you think I am? A Typewriter?"

Spacky · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:24

Off centre jokes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio

Zefan · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:28

Dj_Jestar said:
You just don't get it, do you? Literally..

Two frogs in the bath.

First Frog: "Pass the soap, please."

Second Frog: "What do you think I am? A Typewriter?"

YEY someone who gets it

nin9abadga · 30 Jun 2006 at 12:29

Zefan said:
You guys just don't get it.

A man and wife sit down in a classy restaurant, the waiter minces over and asks "Hello there, are you ready to order?"

The man replies sternly "It's ok mate, it's a hat"!

RoFlEs