Friday Joke.

eXor · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:30

Yes, 90 minutes early. Sue me.

A meek accountant, who was also a very religious man, prayed long and hard that God would appear to him. One day, his prayers were answered.

"What can I do for you?" asked God.

"I can't believe that You would take the time to visit me, a meek accountant. Compared to You, I am just a speck of dust, while You are so great and powerful," said the accountant.

"That's right," said God.

"And a million years is just like a minute to You," said the accountant.

"Right again, a million years is just like a minute to Me."

"And a million dollars is just like a penny to You."

"You're right there, too. A million dollars is just like a penny to Me."

"Well, God," asked the accountant, "do You think You might be able to lend me a few pennies?"

"Of course, my child," boomed the answer, "just wait a minute."

CliffyBiro · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:31

*calls lawyer*

GeForce · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:31

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17991545

InvaderGIR · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:31

eXor said:
Yes, 90 minutes early. Sue me.

Ok Sue, I want £5k damages for your posting of a Friday joke too early! :mad:

Aero · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:33

InvaderGIR said:
Ok Sue, I want £5k damages for your posting of a Friday joke too early!

For hair treatment?

chrisxuk · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:34

InvaderGIR said:
Ok Sue, I want £5k damages for your posting of a Friday joke too early!

that was funnier than the joke

InvaderGIR · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:34

Aero said:
For hair treatment?

I hate you!

chrisxuk said:
that was funnier than the joke

That's saying something as that wasn't all that funny.

Gepetto · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:38

InvaderGIR said:
Ok Sue, I want £5k damages for your posting of a Friday joke too early!

I'd want the damages 'cos the joke's rubbish!

Kyuss · 26 Mar 2009 at 22:39

Could be the worst joke ive seen in GD!

Nazca · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:01

Where's the joke?

Kearney_1988 · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:05

its not even friday

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:06

I feel violated.

Not in a good way, giggity.

gillywibble · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:08

Kyuss said:
Could be the worst joke ive seen in GD!

Agreed.

eXor · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:14

Haha, the OcUK sheep are out in force. One person posts an unflattering comment, the rest follow.

Deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you know that joke is awesome.

CliffyBiro · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:20

I am the OcUK shepherd.

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:25

skippi90 said:
*calls lawyer*

Make it a class action.

m0r94n · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:41

eXor said:
Haha, the OcUK sheep are out in force. One person posts an unflattering comment, the rest follow.

Deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you know that joke is awesome.

This is not a valid joke thread, therefore the content in the OP is not a joke.

simulatorman said:
Make it a class action.

Think we'd have a case for Fraudulent Advertising.

branddaly · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:48

eXor said:
Yes, 90 minutes early. Sue me.

How much am I praying that a passing Admin renames you Sue?

Rameses · 26 Mar 2009 at 23:50

InvaderGIR said:
Ok Sue, I want £5k damages for your posting of a Friday joke too early!

I thought he was called Shirley.

I actually didnt get that joke for a minute

Le_Petit_Lapin · 27 Mar 2009 at 01:47

Both 5 minutes early and rubbish.

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What's a ***** kids favourite song?

The wheels on the house go round and round.

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I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend on her birthday by waking her up with breakfast in bed and the present she asked me to get her. I don't know what she meant by 'wee sports' but whatever the **** it is I'm single now.

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A recent report from the government stated that "terrorists in Britain are ready to strike at any moment."
Not only do we have to live in constant fear of these people, we've got to listen to them complain about their work conditions too.
What is the world coming to?