Friday Joke.
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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
Deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you know that joke is awesome.
You clearly haven't been to the right kind of parties
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Where is the Funni?
We can also add mental cruelty to the list.
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I went bobsleighing last night.
Killed 32 Bobs.
Killed 32 Bobs.
Thread delivers.
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YAY! IN EVERYONES FACE!!!!
A lorry carrying snooker equipment crashed on the M11 earlier today. The cues went back for miles. Police have confirmed that the driver is under a rest.
/bow
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A lorry carrying snooker equipment crashed on the M11 earlier today. The cues went back for miles. Police have confirmed that the driver is under a rest.
/bow
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/YAYY!
A lorry carrying snooker equipment crashed on the M11 earlier today. The cues went back for miles. Police have confirmed that the driver is under a rest.
/bow
I chalk that one down to bad positioning.
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Johnathan Ross is in trouble again.
He has appeared in court today charged with stealing kitchen utensils.
When asked by the judge if he had thought of the consequences and ramifications of his actions he replied
"I did your honour but thought it was worth the whisk."
He has appeared in court today charged with stealing kitchen utensils.
When asked by the judge if he had thought of the consequences and ramifications of his actions he replied
"I did your honour but thought it was worth the whisk."
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I ♣ Seals.
Apparently, someone broke into the lion's den at London zoo and got mauled. People were complaining about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage. So I suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example; putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in.
Apparently, someone broke into the lion's den at London zoo and got mauled. People were complaining about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage. So I suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example; putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in.