I LOL'd too.
Us jokers got to stick together, OcUK is a tough crowd.
Why would the duck ask a barman for bread anyway? ******* idiot should go to the bakery.
BBC News 2010: 'Broadband in Europe speeding up'
BBC News 2020: 'Europe win Gold in Arm Wrestling'
I just finished reading Kate and Gerry McCann's book and they quote "Although we miss Maddie, we understand nothing lasts forever."
Apparently they haven't heard of the DFS sale.
There was a ginger guy using the self-checkout in Tesco earlier and the machine said "unexpected item in the bagging area".
Condoms.