Friday jokes anyone??

[Tonyator]

lmfao! Thats ****ing brilliant!

Seconded I lol'd!

 

[Cybermyk]

I drove past an AA man at the side of the road ealier, he looked really sad.






I remember thinking, "that guys heading for a breakdown"

 

[mac1st3]

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't **** you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

Mwahahaha my kinda man ;D

 

[Flare]

Mwahahaha my kinda man ;D

YAY rape!

 

[mac1st3]

YAY rape!

surprise sex is the term I like

 

[Russinating]

surprise sex is the term I like

Especially if you shout "surprise!" as you pounce.

 

[mac1st3]

Especially if you shout "surprise!" as you pounce.

Nah, I like to get them while they sleep, that way it's even more of a surprise >.>

 

[milkinc13]

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.

In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

winner!

 

[RadoX]

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't **** you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

rofl if i can ever get that said to me im 100% using that back.

 

[vintage-x]

Gordon Brown walked into a bar...


Honest he walked into it I didn't hit him

 

[MarcLister]

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't **** you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

I think that is the most brilliant joke I've seen on OcUK ever.

 

[Deadbeat]

surprise sex is the term I like

"No" is just a kinky way of saying "yes".



What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang Rape.