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The Dread Pirate

The Dread Pirate

The Dread Pirate

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A panda walks into a restaraunt sits down and orders a meal. Once he's finished eating the waiter comes to take the dishes and the panda pulls out a gun and shoots him in the arm.
The waiter falls to the floor in agony and screams"What the **** did you do that for?!"
The panda turns and walks out throwing an encyclopedia over his sholder which lands in the waiters lap.
The waiter stunned looks down and reads.

Panda

eating habits: Eats Shoots and leaves



I'll get my coat :p
 
Capn' $qu!ff said:
A panda walks into a restaraunt sits down and orders a meal. Once he's finished eating the waiter comes to take the dishes and the panda pulls out a gun and shoots him in the arm.
The waiter falls to the floor in agony and screams"What the **** did you do that for?!"
The panda turns and walks out throwing an encyclopedia over his sholder which lands in the waiters lap.
The waiter stunned looks down and reads.

Panda

eating habits: Eats Shoots and leaves



I'll get my coat :p
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You killed funny
 
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
 
hamesy said:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Oh dear... :o
 
A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call the AAA, resulting in his car being quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.

The penguin, being a good-natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks for a while. After an hour he managed to get in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and hurried back to the garage still covered in ice cream.

The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream..."
 
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