Funny names at work

When I worked for a large multinational IT company.

Beat Meister - A guy in Germany who did accounts.
Goodong Zang - HPTC specialist in the US.
 
I give Everybody I know a funny name so that I remember them.

eg,
Danny Messa.
Eddy the ten eyed monkey man.
Jim Low blow Clow.
Bobby D.
BillyBull.
Dirty Tracey.
Joe Zook.
Simon Shonk.

I do the same with people at work but I don't think I should post them. :D
 
There's only a few of us where I work, but still:

Dave the *******
Oldgit
Neilyboy
Big Phil

I get called either Dan the man or ol' strap on.
 
Used to work with some right characters:

Spud
Grouty
Nin
Bazwaldo Bongolez
Motorhead
Jimmy Skinner
 
There was a Turd Ferguson in the company address book where I last worked. We all had a good chortle at that :D
 
Biscuits
Clypole
Sweatland
Eggy
Cabage
Wiggy
Batty
Bungle
Lippy
*****-It
Fingers
Goofy
Dead-man-Walking

these are other poeples...to name a few
 
Two guys that worked with us before always used to call me Beaver.

My surname is Bauer which hardly anyone can pronounce correctly when they call (thank god for 24!) , once had someone call and ask for Mr Beaver and that stuck for a while :p
 
Theres some ace names in here, I'd love to hear the stories behind them

I've worked with

Taffy Gaddaffi
Mick the Lips
Lurch
Paranoid Paul
The Singing Umpire
Halibut
Cat #### (wee) Lane
Mrs Blimp
Mr & Mrs Moose

and others I can't think of right now....
 
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