my firstname is one of those that you can't shorten which means i've never had many nicknames apart from Speshul (as in: don't ask him, he's "speshul")..
at work people tend to call me Mr <firstname> for some reason
Our boss has reached new heights recently and has been promoted from being know as Captain <firstname> to El'<firstname> as he's doing so much damage to our reputation that we now classify him along the lines of a monsoon
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forgot to add, we have a Mrs Morecock here also and until recently a Mr. Bung
My names funny because no one can pronounce it properly I used to laugh whenever the teachers got to my name on registers and the like in class. "Stevan Svel...Son...Sva...Stevan!"
"here!"
My names funny because no one can pronounce it properly I used to laugh whenever the teachers got to my name on registers and the like in class. "Stevan Svel...Son...Sva...Stevan!"
"here!"
There was a guy at an overseas office called Russell w**klin. That was funny enough but due to the login protocol we used the first 4 letters of your surname and initial from your first name.
Neil deurance - Ndeurance
Leeroy Christmas - his wife is called Mary, I speak the truth.
Melvin Hanger - Though a customer tends to call him "Alvin Mangler" for some reason.
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