Funny names at work

We currenty have a french/asian/english placement student at work, who thinks he's "gangsta" :rolleyes:

His nicknames seems to be coming out of his mouth only, but you end up with

Big Daddy Steve
T-Dawg (For a 51 year old white geeky tall guy!)
J-Bird
Mother-It
Dr P

Its embaressing to say the least, as he keeps trying to get the geeky dude to "cuff him" :(

Roll on August...new placement student! lol
 
I work with

Spud
Matt the egg
Jimmy (real names Matt but we had a matt already so we renamed him)
everyone else is just called "darling"
 
We've got a shedloads of them at work:

esso (every sat/sun off)
pondlife
captain chaos
walkabout (wanders off for hours)
The darkside
jedi
taxi (his ears stick out like a pair of cab doors)
scud
the general
drizzle
Oscar bravo (and thats his real name !)
bernie (from the film weekend at bernie's, its like carrying a corpse around all day)
thug
pondlife
monkey
japanese sniper
pieman (me!)
mange
ming the merciless
courgette (real name Claudette)
bungle
The freak
margaret (its a bloke)
uncle festus
and my favourite,
Throm (short for thrombosis, a slow moving clot)
 
malc30 said:
I give Everybody I know a funny name so that I remember them.

eg,
Danny Messa.
Eddy the ten eyed monkey man.
Jim Low blow Clow.
Bobby D.
BillyBull.
Dirty Tracey.
Joe Zook.
Simon Shonk.

I do the same with people at work but I don't think I should post them. :D
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Bwahahaha, what a nick name :p
 
When we first started with our Indian Call Centre we let them give their agents English pseudo names, so talking to customers we had David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Meg Ryan, Tony Blair, Marcus Trescothick and Graham Gooch... within a few days we began to name them ourselves. :D

We also had a man in finance called Andy McDowell.
 
An old boss of mine was called Richard Eats.

He preferred people to call him "Dick", right down to the email address.

Which was formatted surname.forename@company.

:D
 
used to work for a third party pension provider... some good names... but the two I remember best

Mrs Myfanny Hooker
Mr Dick Stiff
 
We have a G.Minge at our work place but no one ever says it to his face.

If only his first name was richard ;)

We also have a few nicknames for people too.

Jesus is one of them who only talks about what he has done in the army and how fed the 10,000, being caught by the police doing 43mph on a push bike etc. Usual rubbish.

Next is "The Shadow" as he does FA and just follows people around even though he is my superior he knows nothing and has a worse absence record then "Junkie" who is diabetic. He also does WWII battle reenactments and dresses up as the SS.

My favourite is Fat 'ead though. His head is just soo huge! He supplies gigabytes of porn to G.Minge.

Come to think of it i work with some really strange people :P
 
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Gog said:
Had the case of a Zimbabwean the other day whos middle names were Adolf and Hitler. Seems his parents were very anti-British.

Working in immigration I tend to see some of the more, shall we say exotic, names.
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Wasn't there something in the news about this; it may have been someone else but I think they had a child called Adolf Hitler - they liked the name.
The child got took away for child protection!!!
 
In my office we have 4 people called Chris....(a Christine and a Krista) - out of 30 people. We've nicknamed the Chris'. One is called Salad Chris - (he eats packaged salad out of a bag with his fingers at his desk). - It is an amusing sight!
 
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