Funny things kids say
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In the chip shop getting an easy tea, I ask No1 daugher what she'd like.
No1D "Can I have a [what John Snow is] sausage?"
Me "... A *battered* sausage? Of course!"
In the chip shop getting an easy tea, I ask No1 daugher what she'd like.
No1D "Can I have a [what John Snow is] sausage?"
Me "... A *battered* sausage? Of course!
You both have the same daughter?
Or you have two accounts on here?
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In the chip shop getting an easy tea, I ask No1 daugher what she'd like.
No1D "Can I have a [what John Snow is] sausage?"
Me "... A *battered* sausage? Of course!
In the chip shop getting an easy tea, I ask No1 daugher what she'd like.
No1D "Can I have a [what John Snow is] sausage?"
Me "... A *battered* sausage? Of course!
Sounds like you two may have a daughter and quite possibly lady in common.
Edit: Trumped by Greebo
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I'm pretty sure I'm not Zefan
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Let us hope.
They may do, but then his sentence would say "What death look from lady .
" which doesn't make a great deal of sense...
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I'm pretty sure I'm not Zefan
Pretty sure his was a tongue in cheek nod that yours was posted twice...
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Daughter: "Mummy said I'm your mates daughter"
Me: "lol"
Me: "lol"
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Oh yea. I went to edit it & double posted. Oops.
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My missus is also a year 2 teacher... I help her mark books sometimes and the stories they write has had me in double-over laughter on more than one occasion.
Last one I remember: one child wrote that his inspiration was the green ranger because he is green and a ranger
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"Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you"
"Aww, that's really sweet, thanks."
"I want to be called Andy"
"Aww, that's really sweet, thanks."
"I want to be called Andy"
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My girlfriend's a year 1 primary school teacher, and some of the stuff she tells me is hilarious. The latest anecdote that springs to mind was her overhearing a little girl talking to a teaching assistant about her parents, when she mentioned her parents lived apart. When she's was asked how often she saw her dad, she replied rather matter of factly "not so much since mummy found the other lady's knickers in his bag."
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"Daddy, when are you going to die?"
- not for a long time, don't worry
"When am I going to die?"
- even longer, don't worry
"I don't want you to die before me. You and mummy need to wait until I am ready to die"
-...
"When's Nanny going to die"
- **Turns on TV**
This is paraphrased conversation with my 4 year old not long ago
- not for a long time, don't worry
"When am I going to die?"
- even longer, don't worry
"I don't want you to die before me. You and mummy need to wait until I am ready to die"
-...
"When's Nanny going to die"
- **Turns on TV**
This is paraphrased conversation with my 4 year old not long ago
I was working in a nursery/infant school last year and whilst I was fixing one of the computers a girl ran over to me asking what I was doing. She then just grabbed my hair (was quite long for me, a very small afro puff) before saying it feels like carpet before running away. Couldn't help but have a giggle.
Kids are awesome before they gain any self awareness
Kids are awesome before they gain any self awareness
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"Whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves."
4 1/2 year old watching crap nursery rhyme videos on Youtube.
4 1/2 year old watching crap nursery rhyme videos on Youtube.