Gallardo V bentley

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Always good wiping the smile off a friend's face. :D

When I first started driving I came across a lad who I went to school with who thought his car was the fastest on Earth, soon changed his mind when I zoomed past in mine.

Shame my happiness was short lived when a Mk1 Golf GTi with a 1.8T 20v made my car look like it was standing still a few months later.
 
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No you gotta see Tony, hes got the diamond Rolex the big **** off 4 carat ring and the sun tan, its not often he comes over from Marbella, and now hes going home with an arse wooping im ****ing buzzing :D

Get back on that boat son, lolololol get on :)
 
Saw a bentley GTC coming off towards the A20 towards West Kingsdown this afternoon and thought of you. Was black though so presume it's not yours.
 
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Saw a bentley GTC coming off towards the A20 towards West Kingsdown this afternoon and thought of you. Was black though so presume it's not yours.
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my partner Dave got a GTC but his aint black got the DP p[late on it, his car got 29 big mac wrappers oin the back and his wife Viv

in school we called her viv the div :D
 
there Daves GTC when he got it that bloke we bought it from had a farm with sheep and and sheeeep

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its the seats and the everytyhing else the bentley just kicks all them others arse

Ferrari they are for gay people and aston martin they are for people that like breaking down

i broke down in the kings road in a db9, i had the good jacket on and the sun glasses i just given the girl at the bus stop by car phone wharehouse the wink, got the nice smile back, this girl was lovely let me tell you, next thing iv broke down in the layby opposite and the nigerian is giving me parking ticket number one

now i know for a fact back in nigeria his father was a chief, but sadly here in London the **** was working for westmister council and im another 70 quid worse off

anyway i took it like a man you know chin up and all thaty, anyway a few hours later im 6 or 7 grand worse off for5 a gearbox, its enoughj to ****ing depress anyone let me tell you

if i didnt have bad luck i wouldnt have any luck at all, that nigerian swine he gave me 2 tickets before i was low loaded away i know i made his day shiney faced swinew him
 
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And good to know we can add casual racism to your list of endearing traits :)
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Racism, your ****ing joking, im an equal opotunity hater, i dislike everyone the same :)

anyway **** you, when you recovered from having no money no money give me a shout.

Now you really got something to whine about :)
 
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