Gay Showers!!

[Clearcut]

i personally wouldnt mind.. as long as he doesnt touch...

its nice to be found attractive aint it?

I must have issues with my sexuality because I find it incredible that a hetrosexual man would say that. I have certainly never heard any man say that in my long lifetime.

 

[Sol]

I've changed my mind...I would probably freak if I a gay guy ended up in the shower with me and eyed me up...mainly because I only take a shower at home and they would've had to break in to get there.

Never bother with public showers because I can't do the vigourous tug of war between the legs with the towel whilst grimacing...plus I would feel guilty about leaving the towel in the coloured state afterwards . I'd probably just do a handstand next to the hand dryer to get the hard to reach areas.

 

[basmic]

I've changed my mind...I would probably freak if I a gay guy ended up in the shower with me and eyed me up...mainly because I only take a shower at home and they would've had to break in to get there.

I'd freak even more if somebody eyed me in up in the shower in my own home - I don't bloody have a shower.

 

[zain]

plus I would feel guilty about leaving the towel in the coloured state afterwards . I'd probably just do a handstand next to the hand dryer to get the hard to reach areas.

Thats very nasty, clean your aye double snakes properly :/

 

[Defcon5]

i personally wouldnt mind.. as long as he doesnt touch...

its nice to be found attractive aint it?

Agreed.

so what if its by another man (we all know gay men have good taste)

Iv been chatted up by blokes in bars before, even been bought drinks by em!

get with the times, embrace the rainbow!

 

[Lithium]

Not at all impressed. I've had guys behave way too friendly torwards me in clubs and i dont hesistate to set them straight. I just tell them NO and point them in another direction.

 

[jhmaeng]

Not that i think they are full of moustache sporting queens with ripped vests and skin tight leather chaps who get a raging boner for anything male.
But i am a good looking fella, i've got mirrors, i sometimes have to literally tear myself away from them, the thought of those homo's stripping me with their eyes, lusting after my beer belly and dreaming about running their scabby man hands across my love handles makes me sick.
Oh i can imagine it now................

I think you've spent a long time thinking about this.

Have something to tell us?

PS. You do realise that a woman has the right to feel exactly the same way about you "mentally undressing her" as you do about "those homo's (sic)", right? Just checking before you get too passionate about "those homo's".

 

[atpbx]

I think you've spent a long time thinking about this.

Have something to tell us?

PS. You do realise that a woman has the right to feel exactly the same way about you "mentally undressing her" as you do about "those homo's (sic)", right? Just checking before you get too passionate about "those homo's".

Its a joke post, yes i realise i used an apostrophy in the word homos.
However, the post itself was there to undermine the macho undercurrent in the thread.

A little too subtle was it?
Mabye i will just stick to wearing my "Homosexuals are Gay" T-shirt instead.

 

[GordyR]

Now theres a straight bloke who I bet has upset some the gay world.
I bet you've been chatted up a few times - how do you handle it and does it upset you?

Lol actually you're right mate. It has happened far too often for my liking. To be honest though it doesn't bother me that much. I try to take it as a compliment. Usually most gay guys are satisfied when you tell them you're straight, respect your wishes and leave you alone. Though I do have to admit to having been made to feel a little uncomfortable on occasion.

 

[Mana]

kick him in the ovaries!

 

[VeNT]

kick him in the ovaries!

with mustard?

 

[Mana]

with mustard?

and a side of karate in his face

 

[Spike_UK]

Personally I'd find it quite flattering.

Perhaps he was grinning for a non-sinister reason.....have you just been in one of those ice cold plunge pools?