Caporegime
Nerves for all of 20 minutes at the start of the match
He's at the same elite level as my ocuk forum postings.You run out of superlatives. Absolutely unbelievable. Would love him to win but even just being runner up is some achievement.
He's certainly had some BEKs - belly-enhancing kebabs.he needs testing for peds
He's guaranteed £200,000 now
I'm still waiting on the plot twist when we find his parents have doctored his passport and he's actually 25 like Del Boy didDoesn’t play darts like a 16 year old, doesn’t talk like a 16 year old either. Got a very mature head on his shoulders.