He's not on drugs, he's just from New Zealand.
Getting tired of Celebs in my DMs
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I once worked a job with no base salary, I got just the tip...
I heard she will even tarmac your drive, a proper grafter
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I seem to have an issue with multiple celebs from the 70s.
I went out to the kitchen, to get myself a drink. I found Norman St John Stevas, hiding underneath the sink.
Then I went to the toilet, but I had to wait for bit. As it was already occupied, by Eartha Kitt.
I've got lots of famous people laying dormant under the floorboards of my humble abode.
I've got lots of famous people, how they got there I don't know wow.
I was laying in the bath, I was having a soak.
All of sudden, the bath plug popped up and out crawled John Noakes.
I got up to open the door, I was still soaking wet. Then I came face to face with Reginald Bosanquet
I've got lots of famous people laying dormant under the floorboards of my humble abode.
I've got lots of famous people, how they got there I don't know.
Then went up to bed but as I opened the door, I found Roger Whittaker whistling on the floor.
I've got all these famous people, I just don't know what to do. Who's that swimming in my fish tank?
It looks like Jacques Cousteau.
I've got lots of famous people laying dormant under the floorboards of my humble abode.
I've got lots of famous people, how they got there I don't know wow wow.
I went out to the kitchen, to get myself a drink. I found Norman St John Stevas, hiding underneath the sink.
Then I went to the toilet, but I had to wait for bit. As it was already occupied, by Eartha Kitt.
I've got lots of famous people laying dormant under the floorboards of my humble abode.
I've got lots of famous people, how they got there I don't know wow.
I was laying in the bath, I was having a soak.
All of sudden, the bath plug popped up and out crawled John Noakes.
I got up to open the door, I was still soaking wet. Then I came face to face with Reginald Bosanquet
I've got lots of famous people laying dormant under the floorboards of my humble abode.
I've got lots of famous people, how they got there I don't know.
Then went up to bed but as I opened the door, I found Roger Whittaker whistling on the floor.
I've got all these famous people, I just don't know what to do. Who's that swimming in my fish tank?
It looks like Jacques Cousteau.
I've got lots of famous people laying dormant under the floorboards of my humble abode.
I've got lots of famous people, how they got there I don't know wow wow.
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I was catfished by a fake Gary Barlow on Facebook
Janet Smith, 62, from Colchester, genuinely believed she was talking to the Take That singer for about a week, after she added him as a friend on Facebook.