You know... this is a forum, some people are having a perfectly normal conversation (the type you'd have at the pub with your mates), and to illustrate it, there are some pictures. There's no real need to ride in on your big white horse and dish out personal insults.
Nobody think's you're a hero, or the perfect man. None of us want to sleep with you.
OR:
Nail them both, TTIUWP, Pasty smash, Threesome, etc

bed them both
try before you by
let us know how you get on
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Ah, that'd be telling!![]()
The deed is done on the young one.
Has it assisted with your decision making in any way?
Bedroom olympics aside, I don't think she's a keeper.

The deed is done on the young one.