Caporegime
Aaaaaaaaaanyway, at the risk of interrupting the squabbling, Crowdstrike's response is here:
Interesting reading, and I suspect it will feature prominently in the coming lawsuits. Surely, it is negligent for a cybersecurity company on the scale of Crowdstrike to be pushing these "Rapid Response Content" updates without using canaries, or even manual local testing? The other issues are, I think, understandable. They should have better coded the handling of these content files better, and they should have had better automated testing, and they should probably have realised that faults in these files could potentially be devastating and designed the code to gracefully recover if it ever happened - but no code is faultless, and hindsight is 20:20, etc.