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Matt-Page

Matt-Page

Matt-Page

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Morning Everyone!

So who went out and where did you go? Did you get messy drunk?

I shamefully pulled a right hog, waking up this morning and seeing her made me feel physically sick. I hate beer goggles, they lied to me. To be fair my mates did tell me she was bad. Worse of all she cried in the morning because she lost her cigarettes, she didn't i smoked them all. I'm a bad person.

Anyone else bring something back to their bed that they wish they hadn't? Anyone get arrested or do something interesting?
 
Err, not really. I waited 45 minutes for a drink in Frankie & Benny's - that upset me big time! I started ordering in pairs from that point onwards, although the delivery times were all over the place. Had three drinks on the go at one point :p
 
Once went to a club in London with about 4 mates. One of them was showing some interest in this really, really fat girl, not even one of them good looking fatties, just plain fat. Anyway, we thought nothing of it, just laughed and assumed he was being tongue in cheek. Anyway, we all left a few hours later. We got outside the club and realised there was one of us missing, the guy with the fat girl...he must've still been inside!!! We went to the bouncers and said
'Can we come back in, one of our mates is still in there and he's not answering his phone?'
'No, you'll have to pay again'
'Please mate, he's about to get off with this really fat girl, help us save him!'
'What!? Go in and get him!!'

:D
 
qwerty said:
'Can we come back in, one of our mates is still in there and he's not answering his phone?'
'No, you'll have to pay again'
'Please mate, he's about to get off with this really fat girl, help us save him!'
'What!? Go in and get him!!'
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That is excellent! :D

Genuine concern there by the bouncer!!
 
qwerty said:
Once went to a club in London with about 4 mates. One of them was showing some interest in this really, really fat girl, not even one of them good looking fatties, just plain fat. Anyway, we thought nothing of it, just laughed and assumed he was being tongue in cheek. Anyway, we all left a few hours later. We got outside the club and realised there was one of us missing, the guy with the fat girl...he must've still been inside!!! We went to the bouncers and said
'Can we come back in, one of our mates is still in there and he's not answering his phone?'
'No, you'll have to pay again'
'Please mate, he's about to get off with this really fat girl, help us save him!'
'What!? Go in and get him!!'

:D
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LMAO. should have left him and let him regret it.
 
Zip said:
so how many STDs did you come away with? :p
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None, i told her i had no condoms but it would be a shame to waist the moment. Her performance was awful, i decided to film it on my phone and yawn in the background.

Since i split up with my ex i have turned into such a nasty bloke. Having a good time though.
 
Matt-Page said:
None, i told her i had no condoms but it would be a shame to waist the moment. Her performance was awful, i decided to film it on my phone and yawn in the background.

Since i split up with my ex i have turned into such a nasty bloke. Having a good time though.
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So what exactly did you do?

did she do her self and you just sat there filming? :p
 
I was out last night, was a leaving do for one of the footy lads who is leaving us to live in NZ. We were out after, and we've added a couple of new faces to our close friends group, I'm very particular about who becomes close friends with me, but these guys are tops.

I had a girl that I've known since she was about 8 sat on my knee in the kebab shop (she's now ~22). I was being friendly, she thought it was more :/

Still a bit drunk I think. Gonna go to the pub now and watch some footy.
 
Zip said:
So what exactly did you do?

did she do her self and you just sat there filming? :p
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Bit far - Gilly. As it was so rubbish i picked up m phone, and decided to send some texts and film it, she was under the duvet. She was under the covers so couldn't see it. My flat mate and his gf thought it was hilarious.
 
qwerty said:
'No, you'll have to pay again'
'Please mate, he's about to get off with this really fat girl, help us save him!'
'What!? Go in and get him!!'

:D
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PMSL

Thats genius!!!

Did you rescue him? :p

Last night I was down the pub with a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks, had a really good night.
 
It was only costing me £2.88 out in Thailand over Christmas..

Women over here are so up them selves. :( :(

:D :D
 
Matt-Page said:
Kind of killed the moment then yea?
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Well you know when you play with a girl and you score a point and even though it was not a point they are ADAMENT that it is! well she kept doing that so i got mad and just pelted the ball and it hit her in the face :eek:

Needless to say i apolagised multiple times and was given the women beater line over 500 times :p
 
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