Good night?

done that many times it the past :p ,i remember one being so fugly i crept out the house and pushed my car 50 yrds down the street so i didnt wake the beast up and have to face it in the morning :D
 
pugster said:
done that many times it the past :p ,i remember one being so fugly i crept out the house and pushed my car 50 yrds down the street so i didnt wake the beast up and have to face it in the morning :D
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LMAO! :D
 
qwerty said:
'Can we come back in, one of our mates is still in there and he's not answering his phone?'
'No, you'll have to pay again'
'Please mate, he's about to get off with this really fat girl, help us save him!'
'What!? Go in and get him!!'
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You just made my day dude :p
 
pugster said:
done that many times it the past :p ,i remember one being so fugly i crept out the house and pushed my car 50 yrds down the street so i didnt wake the beast up and have to face it in the morning :D
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LOL Your a legend!!!! You could have being breakfast
 
This is the moment when I am realy glad I don't drink! :p

I have never had to be in that situation but did turn down a fit one. If I'd have been drinking I wouldnt. :(
 
Went out, went to the pub then a club.

Had a few, got approached by a couple of girls, they soon went off after my display of complete disinterest and one word answers.

See i'm sat here, knowing i could have been up to my pods in guts last night and all I'm thinkin about is how much i miss my ex.
 
The gig I was meant to be at was postponed... So I stayed in and ended up finishing my programming assessment. Sad, but result all the same :)
 
Went out on Friday to Stafford and had a skin full. Danced with a suspected whore, bought mugs from Tesco 24/7 along with vodka, orange and coke and made our own mucky puddle cocktails whilst waiting for a taxi home.

I hate it when I wake up and I'm still drunk. :(
 
Worse of all she cried in the morning because she lost her cigarettes, she didn't i smoked them all.

Her performance was awful, i decided to film it on my phone and yawn in the background.

None, i told her i had no condoms but it would be a shame to waist the moment.
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry, i think laugh! :D

Just think next time mate, you may have been sick in the morning but imagine if you got her pregnant as well, how much more sick would there be then?

Anyway 5*'s
 
Van_Dammesque said:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, i think laugh! :D

Just think next time mate, you may have been sick in the morning but imagine if you got her pregnant as well, how much more sick would there be then?

Anyway 5*'s
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Jesus christ mary and joeseph, I have arrived at my parents house, had a roast and i still feel off my jolly rocker. My head feels light and drunk. I need to stay awake for Top Gear later though.

If i got her pregnant i would do the decent thing and punch her in the ovaries, then probably be sick.

I need to sober up, maybe a banana/yogurt will help? Advice please.....

Anyone else still of the hizzer?
 
Wasn't out this weekend.

I've been up all night every day this week doing university assignments.

On Thursday I worked the uni's main hall when Mr. Scruff was playing and had about four full-blown arguments with idiots who thought it was okay to keep grabbing me and give me lip :rolleyes:

Friday I was working 8pm-4am, had an after work pint and chilled out in a 24/7 cafe place and had an all day breakfast with a couple of mates. Got to bed around 8am.

Saturday I worked 10pm-4am, had another drunk bloke decide to kick off at me but I wasn't having any of it. Couple of pints after work, and now I'm enjoying the end of a bloody horrid week :D
 
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