Got into Trouble - Parents angry tbh

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AttackMode said:
Are you aware i went out to a club last night to get over my gf and i saw this hot chick dancing on the dancefloor by herself, i started dancing near her then got real close and tried to grind but she turned away from me, anyway i tried to be alpha and kept getting near her and flirting and this loser guy came over and started grinding with her, he put her arms on her hips and she had her hands on his shoulders and id had enough so i grabbed him by the arm and said "hey the girls with me" she told me to let go of him and started grabbing my arm away so i told her to shut her mouth, i then told the guy that i saw her first and that im an alpha male and shes mine, he told me to **** off, so later on i saw that mother at the bar and i grabbed a beer mug and smashed it over his head, he dropped to the ground so i kicked him in the ribs and face about 7 times then picked up a stool and smashed him with it, i had to spend a night in jail but it was worth it, i didnt get the chicks number but im gonna look for her next time at the club and be more alpha next time lawl tbh

Needless to say my parents had to bail me out tbh. I don't remember much bcos I feel asleep in the bed they had inc cell.

How do I reconcile with my parents and avoid further hair raising situations like this.
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Lets quote it just in case he edits it. :p
 
They let you go properly?

Kicking someone in the head/cheast 7 times followed by a stool must certainly be up there with attempted murder, no? Unless you are the weediest of weeds, surely the unfortunate victim is in hospital?
 
Nice little story there dude!!
Made me laugh - although i would have ended with something like
'Funnily enough in jail there was a hooker so I went alpha on her instead - the silverback always wins!! ' :D
SCORE!!!
 
Scuzi said:
"I saw her first, I'm an alpha male!"

Christ almighty man, WTF? What age are you?
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Can you not do us a favour and just ban this guy, hes dont nout but post a load of trip all night. I mean 10 minutes ago he admitted to messing his pants in public, very alpha male by the way, and now attacking a bloke with a stool.
 
benjo said:
Even if this is BS, why do some of you find it funny? He's bragging about being a chav really :p
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well thats really funny, as when ninja economist was posting about how he ran down a chav and beat him with golf clubs every clapped him on the back....weird forum sometimes
 
bringerofdecay said:
old enough to get into a club, so thats about 12+ these days isnt it?
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Yeah and by the looks of his grammar and they way he reckons that hes 'well hard' I think he is about 12.

AttackMode said:
How do I reconcile with my parents and avoid further hair raising situations like this.
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How does juming off a very high cliff sound.
 
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