Grammatically improve this...

LOAM · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:07

Chris, I love you and I want to be with you and I don't care if it is in Aldershot so long as we are together

Dave · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:08

Hi {Chris}

I heard (you're [pretty good] [on FIFA 2010 {playing as Aldershot!}])

SideWinder · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:09

thecremeegg said:
Aldershot! Woo, my (ex)local team....I play as them in Fifa as well

Getting Mavin Morgan to sign a photo for my housemate for his Xmas present...only gonna cost £3 including postage.

samir_ansari · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:10

Hi Chris,

.........................ah I can't say it!

xx

Nick1881 · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:10

Gaidin109 said:
Who the hell are Aldershot?

This

Russinating · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:11

if ($player == "Chris") && ($game = "FIFA 2010") && ($team = "Aldershot"){
echo "You're pretty good";
}

EdGey · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:29

"Hi Chris,

I heard you're pretty good on FIFA 2010 playing as Aldershot!".

Then give him FIFA 2007

Xappy · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:29

"So, Chris..
There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. It's about Fifa 2010, and the times you play as Aldershot. When you do that, I find myself looking at you while you concentrate on the game; I can't help myself. I trace the curve of your chin and the contours of your neck with my eyes, and imagine you and I locked in a passionate embrace.
Chris, I think I love you. I want you - no, I need you - beside me."

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:30

"hey chris

I hear you are pretty **** at Fifa 2010 so i got you this wet flannel to cry into"

Russinating · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:31

SideWinder said:
Grammatically improve this...

"Improve this, grammatically."

samir_ansari · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:36

Jono8 said:
"hey chris

I hear you are pretty **** at Fifa 2010 so i got you this wet flannel to cry into"

hahaha! i love this thread!

Macky · 13 Dec 2009 at 18:59

I've laughed more at this thread than any of the others in the past few weeks, including the *good* joke ones! Well done OP. :cool:

Dr.EM · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:05

"Chris hi,

Heard I did you're pretty and good Aldershot, FIFA 2010 on playing as! Wire you the monies directly!"

Mr. Anderson · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:06

i would replace 'pretty' with 'quite'

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:08

"Hey Chris

I heard you like Fifa 2010, so i put fifa in your aldershot so you can play fifa while you aldershot 2010"

p4radox · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:11

lambda said:
spelling > grammer

moremoney · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:14

" Hey ******",

Where's my pirateed copy of FIFA 2010.

There must be some way i can make liverpool win whilst awake.

Bleek · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:35

Hi Chris,

Me again.

About that rape, in Aldershot, well it was a figment of my imagination, a mere distraction.

The reality is I formed an erection whilst passing faecal matter and I feel ashamed of myself.

Uncomfortably at the time you crept in to my thoughts, I feel like the rape victim. Why would you do this to me?

GhostlyPea · 13 Dec 2009 at 19:50

Chris, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you play Aldershot, but I was one of the best Aldershot players of all time

- Pea0n

gillywibble · 14 Dec 2009 at 13:56

All your Aldershots are belong to us Chris.

KTHXBYE.