Greenlizard0 Premier League Football Thread ** spoilers ** [20th - 25th May 2023]

Chelsea are not that bad. They just need to be super smart in the transfer window.

People underestimate what no Europe will do to help them either. Conte won by a landslide last time.

Your predictions are...unreliable at best so I will wait and see if its all the same :p

All joking aside. There is 80% of a very good team at Chelsea. Poch will do pretty well if he can wield the axe and bring in a top forward and a few more players.
 
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I feel sorry for Colwill having to go back to this **** show after being a key part to Brighton this season :(

Hopefully he can negotiate a way back to us…
 
Chelsea have about 40 players, first thing Poch needs to do is get shot of most of them. Who the hell is the second Fofana? Are Chelsea signing families now?

They’ve spent £500 mill since the new owner took over and that moneys taken them from top 4 to bottom half!!!! Possibly one of the worst seasons any big clubs ever had in the prem bang for buck.
 
All joking aside. There is 80% of a very good team at Chelsea.
Where's this 80% because I really don't see it. There's a lot of unknowns in there with the likes of Madueke, Chukwuemeka etc but very few reliable top class players to build around. In fact beyond Fernandez I'm struggling to think of any. James is a decent player but he's always injured. The rest are either a bit rubbish, old or likely to leave this summer.
 
Some **** rag/blog will have us linked with Ziyech tomorrow after him talking to ETH at the end there. I didn't even realise he was still at Chelsea, one of their 9 wide players.
 
Where's this 80% because I really don't see it. There's a lot of unknowns in there with the likes of Madueke, Chukwuemeka etc but very few reliable top class players to build around. In fact beyond Fernandez I'm struggling to think of any. James is a decent player but he's always injured. The rest are either a bit rubbish, old or likely to leave this summer.

I would suggest that Chilwell and James are top class (when fit), Thiago Silva is very good and is their only real leader in the team (is he retiring at the end of the season?).

Fernandez looks handy, they still have Kante. Pulisic, Havertz and Ziyech are good players. Kovacic is quality. Sterling is a good player and potentially Lukaku coming back into the side although he will probably be sold.

Would anyone have suggested Arsenal would have a season like this one? Well, the first 75% anyway :p

I think with perhaps 3 signings they will be in the mix for top 4.
 
xG of 4.64, once again we underachieved our xG.

And thats just the chances we actually missed. If we didn't **** up half a dozen just before the final finish we would have had an xG of double that.

Felt like Chelsea were just there to try and score a goal or two and didn't really care about how many went in the other end.
 
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