Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread ** spoilers ** [15th May 2016]

[Mark1989]

Performance from us is okay, can tell its last game however i think wba trying to get all there players booked

 

[cm1179]

going to be a controlled explosion

bloody hell

 

[nemtizz]

Let's hope it destroys the entire stadium.

 

[Rybo89]

Twitter: Manchester United fans chanting: "Jihadi John we don't give a ****, we're gonna win the FA Cup."

 

[Mark1989]

Its probably just a hand bag and some one left a phone in it

 

[smr]

Come on Leicesterrrr, let's finish the season with a win!

 

[Clipsey]

So as it stands Man Utd are 7th !!

 

[cm1179]

tom carroll playing for a new contract and he's still utter pony

 

[Robbo]

Stan Collymore on Twitter:

Text.

Package was a phone attached to pipe with wires hanging from it”. Found by customer in toilet.

From guy who found it.

Unconfirmed reports from Old Trafford of more than one package.

 

[cm1179]

this is bizarre we are unbelievably ****e today

 

[Mark1989]

When we bought Benteke from villa did they send a cloned version that had the football ability stripped from his genes only way to explain his useless for us

 

[cm1179]

YES COCO

how the heck's he done that?

 

[gilchrd]

2-0 Pelle

 

[dannyjo22]

"Leighton Baines has scored 16 of the 17 Premier League penalties he has taken. Effective."

Which is why it was odd that he didn't take the one in the semi final

 

[gilchrd]

2-1 The inevitable ex player goal.

 

[Mark1989]

Ings! On, Ibe is off despite his goal still didnt impress for me

 

[cm1179]

mitrovic sent off and rightly so the horrible **** attempts to break walkers leg then feins injury to try and brush it off

no excuses now spurs

 

[Jimbeam3678]

That is a poor poor tackle.

 

[Gooner Leroy]

Mitrovic doing what he does best. Committing assault on footballers

 

[Yas786]

Dear god only one goal against the worst team in the league, if this doesn't prove to Wenger that we need desperately need a proper goal scorer then **** knows what will.