Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread ** spoilers ** [16th - 21st April 2016]

[NexusK]

 

[el_dazza]

Can someone just put us out of our ******* misery please

 

[McBain]

Norwich proving they're more than deserving of going down, woefully bad.

 

[Fulax]

Darlow, Anita, Lascelles, Mbemba, Dummett, Sissoko (c), Tiote, Colback, Townsend, Wijnaldum, Cisse

At least we have a leftback today. Unfortunately no rightback...and Colback.

 

[Fulax]

I love that Cisse is being picked for his 'mobility.' What happened to Doumbia?

 

[Tute]

Norwich proving they're more than deserving of going down, woefully bad.

Newcastle and Villa as well, I think.

 

[Robert]

United game is so dull. We're playing the bottom of the league and we're going for possession.

 

[fez]

Fellainis aerial ability is a complete fallacy. He has very little control with his head and his ability to direct the ball is ****. The only thing he is actually above average at is chesting the ball down.

 

[bayo000]

I live about 15min walk from Old Trafford. It's sunny here.

 

[fez]

Thats beautiful Juan. Great work.

 

[FrankJH]

See, in theory a front four of Depay, Mata, Rooney, and Rashford should score a hatful of goals.

But I just know it's going to be another of those slow performances and we'll be lucky to escape with a 1-0 win.

Depay hasnt ever been responsible for a hatful of goals (even partially) this season so including him in the above is a little strange.

Rooney just back from injury, his movement is going to be even more ponderous than it has been for majority of this season

Changing the team just for the **** of it (so many players who shouldnt even be on the bench let alone starting) never makes any sense, especially against Villa

Win the game and then change players, not vica versa

 

[Fulax]

Scrappy game so far at SJP. Not much quality, if you can believe that.

 

[bayo000]

Can't be worse than United game

 

[gilchrd]

Like watching paint dry, one of those games where you get the feeling 100 chances and 0 goals.

 

[el_dazza]

Coffin nailed shut.

 

[fez]

He is clinical. Good finish and well done Valencia. Its amazing how people can score when you A) cross the ball and B) cross the ball to a man

 

[drunkenmaster]

lol, Villa are so god awful Valencia got an assist... VALENCIA.

Only more embarrassing would have been Valencia assist and Rooney goal.

 

[Kenai]

Like watching paint dry, one of those games where you get the feeling 100 chances and 0 goals.

Do you not get that feeling with most of our games though?

 

[Trusty]

All about Rooney there, beautiful ball.

 

[drunkenmaster]

He is clinical. Good finish and well done Valencia. Its amazing how people can score when you A) cross the ball and B) cross the ball to a man

C) Play Villa