Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread spoilers [7th - 11th May 2016]

Shamikebab · 7 May 2016 at 13:50

LvG has taken the shades off. Maybe someone slapped them off his silly face at half time.

Shamikebab · 7 May 2016 at 13:52

And now Herrera has made more attacking runs than Rooney. Maybe they should switch.

fez · 7 May 2016 at 13:52

Rooney isn't good enough at this level in any position anymore. Hes marginally better as a midfielder than a striker but thats just a reflection of his ineffectiveness up front.

Norwich have greased this pitch up a treat it seems!

Maundie · 7 May 2016 at 13:57

Can't see anything other than a United sneaky 1-0 at this point, was expecting Delia to come out at half-time

FrankJH · 7 May 2016 at 14:00

Maundie said:
Can't see anything other than a United sneaky 1-0 at this point, was expecting Delia to come out at half-time

I cant see Utd scoring at all, if anyone scores it will be a home win

Shamikebab · 7 May 2016 at 14:02

We could play for 3 hours like this and not score. Our attacking play under LvG is just so lacking of ideas, it's slow paced and take Martial out of it and we'd be middle table or lower.

McBain · 7 May 2016 at 14:13

Norwich looking the more dangerous, says a lot really.

FrankJH · 7 May 2016 at 14:16

Eventually!!!!!

(its still tragic how badly Utd struggle against this kind of team)

Shamikebab · 7 May 2016 at 14:16

MATA

What a dead weight.

Rooney very nearly completely mucked up an absolute gift

ThestigGT999 · 7 May 2016 at 14:16

mata!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho Ned · 7 May 2016 at 14:16

Rooney did his best to screw that up but 1-0 United!

McBain · 7 May 2016 at 14:16

That's what happens when you have players like Bassong in the team, absolute gift.

Shamikebab · 7 May 2016 at 14:17

"Unselfishly and fabulous awareness"

Do commentators get paid to say nice things about Rooney? He was indecisive and nearly tripped over the ball.

fez · 7 May 2016 at 14:17

I really hope that City beat Arsenal tomorrow if we don't win this because I just want to be put out of my misery this season. I know LvG won't be sacked till after the cup final but we don't deserve CL this year.

McBain · 7 May 2016 at 14:18

Mbokani has a head like a 50p, spoons off all over the place.

Fulax · 7 May 2016 at 14:18

Thanks, Bassong

FrankJH · 7 May 2016 at 14:19

fez said:
I really hope that City beat Arsenal tomorrow if we don't win this because I just want to be put out of my misery this season. I know LvG won't be sacked till after the cup final but we don't deserve CL this year.

West Ham will thrash Man Utd anyway so it doesnt matter what happens between City / Arsenal (I cant see the Gunners getting anything from that match with how they have been playing recently)

fez · 7 May 2016 at 14:19

Ahh good call LvG. Lets sit deep and hope to hold a 1-0 lead against the second bottom team in the league.

Kenai · 7 May 2016 at 14:20

Shamikebab said:
"Unselfishly and fabulous awareness"

Do commentators get paid to say nice things about Rooney? He was indecisive and nearly tripped over the ball.

You could kick a ball at the back of his head and if it bounced near anyone they'd be praising him for such outstanding skill to perform an unsighted backwards header to the feet of a teammate.

Shamikebab · 7 May 2016 at 14:21

Poor Januzaj, almost got some football. But no, now we must sit 10 behind the ball and hold onto this great lead.

Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread ** spoilers ** [7th - 11th May 2016]

Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread spoilers [7th - 11th May 2016]