Guess whether it's true or not?

[Ice Tea]

Tell us a short story so we can try and guess whether it's true or not as i sometimes wonder when people post 'Cool Story Bro' if they are actually calling it out as BS rather than boring?

 

[ODuffer]

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

 

[bazzabear]

I am trained in gorilla warfare

But not in how to spell guerilla warfare.

 

[Hades]

My postie deliveries even in the snow.

 

[firstborn]

It's GD, so you fully believe that to be true. No matter what.

 

[Ayahuasca]

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

 

[ODuffer]

But not in how to spell guerilla warfare.

It's from a 'copypasta'

I did once nearly shoot my best mates good eye, with a ricochet from an air rifle!

 

[Feek]

I am not a bot.

 

[watercooledman]

i climbed mount Everest 5 years ago with no oxygen or sherpa.

 

[Hades]

I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

I think I saw the documentary you were in. Didn't it end like this?

 

[NoobCannon]

I arrange all my deliverys at 7am on a weekend in order to miss the roadworks that start on a Sunday

 

[potatolord]

I was once kicked in the stomach by a member of Motorhead.

 

[touch]

But not in how to spell guerilla warfare.

*Guerrilla

 

[peterwalkley]

I'm spartacus.

 

[dave28]

I once threw a small ball in the air and a bird flew into it

 

[Brizzles]

I once paid £4.90 for Beans on Toast

 

[bazzabear]

*Guerrilla

That's how I spelt it initially, and Chrome corrected. Checking a dictionary, I see now that whether it's a double r or not is dependent on whether you're using it as a noun or adjective - which is interesting. I can't, off the top of my head, think of any other word with a similar rule.

 

[something daft already!!]

Religion is used to manipulate weak minded people.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

I once went to Tesco to buy some candles for a birthday cake and the letters didn't even spell Happy Birthday. The letters were O Y B O L C T O S R O R

 

[ivrytwr3]

I own a Gucci belt.