Guess whether it's true or not?

I had Kylie Mynogue in the back of my cab once.
Allow me to rephrase that, I picked up diminutive Australian singing star Kylie Minogue in my taxi one time in Notting Hill W11, and took her to Drayton Gardens SW10.
 
JohnG7 said:
The only time I spent in hospital (never been ill) was to get a couple of inches off my penis as it was too large.
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watercooledman said:
spent a weekend with jimmy saville told me he would fix it for me even rolf turned up.
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I read these 2 posts. I can't quite put my finger on it but I sense a strong connection between the 2.
 
Tuppy_Glossop said:
Did you take the road less travelled?
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Can’t comment on the Road Less Travelled, but like any experienced Black Cab driver, I went down Kensington Church St., left into High St. Ken, right into Palace Gate, continued along Gloucester Rd., then threaded across to Bina Gdns. and crossed Old Brompton Rd. into Drayton Gdns, goodbye Kylie.
 
Saw Benny Hill once, at a train station.

Was a well dressed chap, very dapper.
 
I saw a real game of soggy biscuit being played in student bar. And the biscuit was someone I knew! Not infact a biscuit!
 
I once drove to a fancy dress party as Margot Robbie , my car broke down but some guy helped me out believing I was the real Margot robbie! He took me to dinner and we’ve been goi g steady ever since , I’m sitting with him now and he still has no idea :o I’m growing tired of tucking it all in now so I may have to tell him soon
 
JBuk said:
I once drove to a fancy dress party as Margot Robbie , my car broke down but some guy helped me out believing I was the real Margot robbie! He took me to dinner and we’ve been goi g steady ever since , I’m sitting with him now and he still has no idea :o I’m growing tired of tucking it all in now so I may have to tell him soon
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Merlin5 said:
I used to work in a post office in Milton Keynes and Emma Stone came in to post a parcel. She asked me if it's possible to do a first class post. I said of course and asked her if she'd like a first class date. She said sure, why not. So I wined and dined her at the Dorchester hotel. We dated for about 6 months until I bumped into Margot Robbie who was struggling to change a tyre on her car. I asked her if she needed any help and she said oh thank you, that would be great. So I changed her tyre and then asked her if she'd like me to drive her to lunch at the Savoy and she agreed. We've been together ever since. She's reading this thread now with me.
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mrk said:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo, homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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There’s a fan theory that Will died in the altercation in Philly and is in heaven. His idea of heaven is being rich with a butler and a family around him, things he never had when he was growing up. When his mom visited that was her visiting his Grave.
 
MissChief said:
There’s a fan theory that Will died in the altercation in Philly and is in heaven. His idea of heaven is being rich with a butler and a family around him, things he never had when he was growing up. When his mom visited that was her visiting his Grave.
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I can't believe it!
 
Merlin5 said:
I used to work in a post office in Milton Keynes and Emma Stone came in to post a parcel. She asked me if it's possible to do a first class post. I said of course and asked her if she'd like a first class date. She said sure, why not. So I wined and dined her at the Dorchester hotel. We dated for about 6 months until I bumped into Margot Robbie who was struggling to change a tyre on her car. I asked her if she needed any help and she said oh thank you, that would be great. So I changed her tyre and then asked her if she'd like me to drive her to lunch at the Savoy and she agreed. We've been together ever since. She's reading this thread now with me.
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Call me bold, but I'm voting for this one to be a lie.
 
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