Guess whether it's true or not?

[Josh]

true

Sadly not, a neighbour complained about it on an online computer enthusiast forum as it was his "rest day"...

Now I get it at 06:30am

 

[Jean-F]

At my last job I was given a hire car, a ticket from Dover to France and sent on my way from Portsmouth to France to turn something off and off again. I enjoyed expensed dinners and everything.

I’m guessing that you’re shining us on, but if not, were they two separate jobs, one Dover to France,
the other Portsmouth to France?
Turning something off and off again , did you mean off and on again, or on and off?

 

[mrk]

Oops meant off and on

No it was one job! From Portsmouth to France via Dover's car ferries.

 

[Jean-F]

Oops meant off and on

No it was one job! From Portsmouth to France via Dover's car ferries.

Life’s too short to argue the toss, but when I was trucking to Europe from U.K., I’d use P & O Ferries from Dover to Calais or Boulogne, D.F.D.S. (I think), from Dover to Zeebrugge, and Brittany Ferries from Portsmouth to Le Havre.

 

[LOAM]

I once threw up on Francis Rossi's front lawn

Which subsequently killed his lawn

 

[Django x2]

I was assimilated into the illuminati when I was 6yo because of my elite ping pong skills.

 

[mrk]

It is indeed true!

 

[Jean-F]

Maybe it was, but had you worded it better it may not have raised doubts.

Should have quoted post # 89.

 

[pepp77]

I once got 5 numbers in the lottery and only won £660.

 

[{SAS}TB]

Which subsequently killed his lawn

True, as you well know

 

[Django x2]

I've been arrested and placed in a cell, but when questioned, the prosecution became the defendant (and subsequently lost)