I'm probably a few million miles off being able to play that. In fact I am, I don't have an electric guitar even.

So what you are saying is that I could get that Telecaster copy you linked to and I'd be able to play all kinds of music and it wouldn't really sound too different from a Strat copy? I have to admit that getting an electric guitar is probably the cheapest 'project' I have at the moment, the others being a 30D and a new iPod/widescreen monitor. However it is the most difficult to get into since I've never really learned how to play the guitar whilst I'm fairly au fait avec iPods, monitors and even cameras. OK not digital SLRs but I've had a digital compact for a while.
Funny you should mention Page, it was whilst listening to some Led Zep over the holidays as well as some Queen that I thought that getting a guitar would be cool.