Guys..

I think it's time you realised it's not your tackle she is interested in!

Cook her a nice dinner when she gets home, slam in the lamb & make sure you give it plenty of gravy.
 
No idea what I would do as I'd would never get into a relationship with someone obsessed with that pathetic excuse for a sport in the first place
 
Let's reverse the situation shall we.

If she prepared a lovely candle lit meal for the both of you hoping for a romantic evening and you said 'sorry dear, I'm off to watch football!'

What do you honestly think would happen? She'd throw the biggest tantrum you've ever seen and refuse bedroom fun time for two weeks!

She sounds like an idiot for being into football in the first place! No offence :p
 
Sounds fair enough, I suggest that you tell her you also wish to fulfill your manly needs and inform her you are off to the strip club.
 
U sound gay and she sounds lesbian! Either that or this is the worse "I'm gay and trying to hide it by saying I have a gf" thread ever!
 
hurfdurf, a lot of these footballers are massive man mountains and could crush you under their little fingers. I don't think you appreciate the physical stature of some of these so-called wimpy footballers.
 
I'd be happier about it if it was Rugby she wanted to substitute for Valentine's Day, rather than watching a load of overdramatic girly men mincing about a football pitch for 90+ minutes.
 
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