Hacking the Matirx

TheSwede · 13 May 2009 at 00:27

magick said:
We're in a virtual reality and the physical world is an illusion.

You right we are.. I just added another couple of lines in the programming of the virtual reality and now I have this lovely lady beside me!

I wish that was true though!

danielb91 · 13 May 2009 at 00:27

Can you just give up and go back to infowars please?

magick · 13 May 2009 at 00:28

djmc0 said:
Well I bet all his stories were true, and not exaggerated by age at all, also, an 80 year old in the pub is glad of any attention he can get.

thing is he only looked about 55. I couldn't believe it when he said he was 80. had his own buisness doing house renovations. and had been caught drink drving twice and didn't want to get cuahgt a third time so he was drinking organe juice.

djmc0 · 13 May 2009 at 00:30

dainelb91. you cant have that as your bottom line of your signature, it's unfair that every time I read a post of yours, I lose the game, where's the sportsmanship?

Vonhelmet · 13 May 2009 at 00:31

magick said:
thing is he only looked about 55. I couldn't believe it when he said he was 80. had his own buisness doing house renovations. and had been caught drink drving twice and didn't want to get cuahgt a third time so he was drinking organe juice.

Fascinating.

A.N.Other · 13 May 2009 at 00:31

magick said:
thing is he only looked about 55. I couldn't believe it when he said he was 80. had his own buisness doing house renovations. and had been caught drink drving twice and didn't want to get cuahgt a third time so he was drinking organe juice.

Organ juice, ey? That won't help him.

magick · 13 May 2009 at 00:31

TheSwede said:
You right we are.. I just added another couple of lines in the programming of the virtual reality and now I have this lovely lady beside me!
I wish that was true though!

I was hoping I was going to bringing something like that home tonight. Not a single bird in sight though.

djmc0 · 13 May 2009 at 00:32

vonhelmet said:
Fascinating.

it really is though, he obviously has some kind of alien nanotech machinery that has the same affect as oil of ulay.

millsy888 · 13 May 2009 at 00:32

I have been part of the Illuminati for years, i'm just not allowed to talk about it.

Is the rig running the 'matrix' overclocked ?? If not then GTFO

Nix · 13 May 2009 at 00:32

Boobies, eh? It's an illuminati diversion tactic!

/fap.

A.N.Other · 13 May 2009 at 00:33

djmc0 said:
it really is though, he obviously has some kind of alien nanotech machinery that has the same affect as oil of ulay.

... the only logical explanation

Raikiri · 13 May 2009 at 00:38

I think someone has been offering him red & blue pills and he just necked them all.

Nix · 13 May 2009 at 00:39

Raikiri said:
I think someone has been offering him red & blue pills and he just necked them all.

It's those peddling midgets again!

TheSwede · 13 May 2009 at 00:40

magick said:
I was hoping I was going to bringing something like that home tonight. Not a single bird in sight though.

You in a virtual reality, just hack the matrix and viola! Then you can have any 'birds' you want!

millsy888 · 13 May 2009 at 00:42

TheSwede said:
You in a virtual reality, just hack the matrix and viola! Then you can have any 'birds' you want!

They upgraded their firewall :mad:

Azza · 13 May 2009 at 00:43

If we just ignore them all hopefully they will go away.

It is actually starting to not be funny now.

Westie · 13 May 2009 at 00:49

TheSwede said:
You right we are.. I just added another couple of lines in the programming of the virtual reality and now I have this lovely lady beside me!

I wish that was true though!

**** me id ruin her in a matter of minutes!

thephantom114 · 13 May 2009 at 00:56

Westie said:
**** me id ruin her in a matter of minutes!

I don't think it could be summed up any better.

Mr Doovde · 13 May 2009 at 00:57

I too tried to hack the matrix and create the lady in red, but this is what I got. I think I might just take all the pills

. At least it will stop all the faps over the other woman, and encourage you all to get out of the Matrix.

Rroff · 13 May 2009 at 01:04

I'm not sure why people make fun of the whole virtual reality, matrix angle...

Despite all its complexity if you take a long hard look at our reality its very much like something running as a computer program.