Hairy Backs!!!

I had my ..........err................my friend had his back epilated (well his shoulder blades) and he came out in serious spots...might be the way forward tbh!

:D
 
Oracle said:
I had my ..........err................my friend had his back epilated (well his shoulder blades) and he came out in serious spots...might be the way forward tbh!

:D

you have to treat it properly afterwards otherwise you get ingrown hairs. at least, i did the first time i had my chest done. second time, i treated it and got no spots. didnt do it again because chest hair is sexy. back hair is horrible.
 
Oracle said:
Ok, a 'good friend' of mine (who turned 26 back in December) has started to notice an increase in hair on his back. Dark hair, whilst not sprouting out everywhere, its noticeable, and he is concious of it with summer coming up...

I would ditch this 'friend'. He sounds like a loser....

If you want some decent advice..

1) Spend the money you would have spent on grooming on psycho-sexual counselling.
2) If you find a 'mate', your offspring will still possibly have hairy backs..

From experience..
1) Waxing hurts unless some fit beautician is waxing you and then you need to show her how tough you are.
2) Clippers do the job fine, and will lessen the appearance of the hair
3) Take focus off your back by dancing a polka or laying down some card tricks.
4) If you're a handsome and warm person, you'll get a fit 20 year old to go out with you that doesn't mind.
5) Wear a t-shirt "To protect your skin from UV Damage.."

That's all..
 
Waxing doesnt hurt much at a proper place at all, i had my GF do my back once with those veet strip things and that hurt like hell, but i went to a proper salon thing last summer and it honestly didnt hurt a bit. Having your scrotum waxed is bound to smart a little though, havnt tried that and really dont fancy it at all, [Removed - Bit grim dude :/]

But if your too hairy to get a (pri)mate then go for it. The girl said she got loads of blokes in, so its far more common than youd image, we just dont talk about it down the pub(e).
 
Ok...'the friend' is going to get a home wax kit from Boots tomorrow and let an attractive girl (that he knows as a good friend) attack him with it.

He'll enlighten me to this experience tomorrow night, and i'll post back the initial results with a full review a week or two later! :D
 
Sic said:
i feel conflicted. agreeing with you on 2 counts is quite alien to me.

count 1: back sack and crack is definitely the way to go, something i've been considering myself recently

count 2: it's definitely back sack and crack, not balls back and crack. that's just stupid.


Noooo!! Quick people we can save this one from joinin the metro brigade, be hairy and proud!!
 
I have the werewolf gene in me as well, I have a bit of hair on my upper back and I have hair on my chest and stomach and on my backside. No way I'd get it waxed, I just have horrible visions that it'd grow back twice as thick.

That and some women think it makes you look manly. I look manly anyway :D
 
jezsoup said:
Noooo!! Quick people we can save this one from joinin the metro brigade, be hairy and proud!!

haha...front hair = fine. back hair = i dont think sooo!!

if my back ever got hairy, i'd be straight down the waxing parlour

*tries to imagine what a waxing parlour would be like*
*thinks it'd be kinda fun*
 
Mr Man said:
But how much back hair is exceptable?

if it's visible, it's gone.

the moment my other half says "wow, i never noticed you have a hairy back"...regardless of whether she likes it or not; it's gone.
 
I have a very hairy back, to be honest I'm a VERY hairy person though. Girlfriends actually seem to like it, they get an extremely hairy chest to play with as trade off which probably helps :p

I've certainly never had a complaint although I will double check with the girlfriend about it when I get home :)

Must admit I'd never shave it, don't see the point, keeps me warm!
 
DRZ said:
I think I am with Freefaller on this one!

(Is there anything we dont agree on?!)

Any calls for a poll on hairy backs?

"Hairy and proud - Man stylee"
"Hairy but keep it waxed off - Metro stylee"
"Not hairy, but not fussed"
"Not hairy & damn happy about it"
"Back Hair?! eugh - Repulsive! Repugnant! Hair-B-gone!"
 
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Pickers said:
Any calls for a poll on hairy backs?

"Hairy and proud - Man stylee"
"Hairy but keep it waxed off - Metro stylee"
"Not hairy, but not fussed"
"Not hairy & damn happy about it"
"Back Hair?! eugh - Repulsive! Repugnant! Hair-B-gone!"

poleplease.jpg


*ahem*
 
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