Have you ever actually ROFL'd?

I rofled just last week. Playing Paranoia, an RPG that describes itself as being "farcical and humorous", and well, it is. Other than that, all my roflin has been thanks to Wario Wear on the game cube. Brilliant game that
 
The only time I've ever truly "Roffled" was a month or so ago - I was visiting home, and I overheard my 14-year old sister on the phone talking about her gang, "The Cheadle Massive". I was in tears within 10 seconds, and I didn't get up off the floor for about 10 minutes.
 
Yes I have .....

Some years back, a mate of mine who is even crazier than I am, removed a napkin from an Indian restaurant and he stuck it in a hole in a fence and lit it, shouting ' IT IT IT IS LIT. '

I collapsed laughing and literally ROFL'd. I don't think I have ever laughed so much in my natch.
 
the first time I saw King arthur fight the Black knight in Holy Grail when I was about 14..it was simply the most hysterically funny thing I had ever seen up to that point

and the first austen powers movie I think..where the shadow is on the side of the tent..but in my defence I had been drinking
 
umm yes it was a few weeks back my girlfriend walked into my mates living room and there was a log fire and she just went WOW DAVE YOU HAVE WOOD this was at like 3 so slightly sleep deprived me and dave just collapsed. :p


Rincewind said:
yes, a few times, at my own voice, and the reaction of Spend_day when we were on laughing gas...
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ahh good times
 
I did fairly recently: My mate is a bus driver and admitted a while ago to taking a dump on his bus and leaving it at the depot. He was deadly serious, my stomach hurt so much!
 
Happened to me at work once in front of the entire office. I was having a serious, job-related conversation with my boss while he was sat on the edge of one of the desks when suddenly, without pausing for breath or a break in his sentence, he lifted one arse cheek and tore off a colossal fart that I swear actually reverberated across the top of the desk ...

Now, I am one of your typical males who always has and always will find farts amusing, so it was bound to happen, but it was his sheer couldn't-care-less attitude that did me in. First of all I smirked, then for a few seconds I spluttered and put my hand over my mouth as I tried with every ounce of willpower to hold back the inevitable. At that point I could no longer maintain any semblance of self-control and collapsed to the floor, hooting like something possessed.

The boss just sat there with this "What? What did I do?" sort of look on his face which just made me worse - I was a gibbering wreck in the corner by this time, sweating, eyes streaming and as close as I ever want to get to suffocating. That was the end of the conversation - I regained my composure after a couple of minutes, but couldn't look him in the eye for a good 20 minutes afterwards without the urge to laugh.
 
Adnams Drinker said:
Now, I am one of your typical males who always has and always will find farts amusing.
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:D That's me. Just reading your post made me giggle like a little boy. Why is it that farts make me laugh? That is why I posted earlier about the baked bean scene from Blazing Saddles.

"Once the gas flies, I get the smiles";), should be my motto that.
 
Countless times! I laugh quite a lot and sometimes I can't breathe for laughing which has me on the floor almost wetting myself.

Some of the things that spring to mind are:

  1. My friend telling me how he had to dress up as Tinky-Winky (red bag included) in a primary school play. This was in the school library and I almost got chucked out because of it!
  2. My two dogs knocked my mum right of her feet whilst playing one day. If this wasn't bad enough about 5 seconds later I heard the screatching of bike brakes and skiding tires followed by my brother going over the handlebars and garden gate screaming!
  3. A HUGE girl (who happened to be blind) in a maths class said to herself "It's not fair, Mummy, Daddy and Hannah (her sister) can fit in the bath but I can't!" I came very close to passing out this day and had to go outside for some air
  4. The day my English teacher overstretched on her wheelie chair and ended up lying on the floor with her legs in the air as if still sitting, holding the folder she just picked up. This was another near death experiene for me. I felt so ashamed but I just couldn't controll myself.
 
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I have just remembered one particularly long-lasting ROFL moment :D

Year 11 form room, all of the furniture got piled up in the middle and I do mean all of it, lockers etc al! I had no idea what was going on so when I got back and saw the mess I burst out laughing. Then someone termed it "The sculpture" just before the head of year walked in. I couldnt contain the laughter any more and along with a few others I just fell to my knees laughing :D

There is another one that sticks out in my mind, but its far far too much a school "in-joke" for it to even raise a smile here. Still, having a chuckle to myself about it here though :D
 
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