Have you ever been in a fight?

ste_bla · 9 Apr 2006 at 14:28

Have you ever been in a fight?

Cash point, 2 lads (17yrs) tried mugging me, took one of them down but the one smacked me the the floor, luckly to rugby players were around and helped out (they got a couple of pints off me) and batter the **** out of them, got £150 comp from the court. Would have legged it but mrs who was couple of months pregnant around corner so not an option

I also remember getting flamed by the forum somewhat for saying i wish i went to the car to get my lump hammer

Are you often in fights?

Nope

Are you the type who gets picked on when out?

Couple of times

Any other relevant info?

Only ever get started on when im on my own

Bunka · 9 Apr 2006 at 14:33

Hmmm not really been in a proper street fight, although again it could be due to my height, but i've had to step in for a few mates before when things are obviously turning nasty.

Although my mate and I used to do karate for about a year, and when it came to sparring, we basically just kicked seven shades of **** out of each other.

Cueball · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:00

I don't tend to get into many fights. I have a keen sense for danger and can pretty much sniff-out the trouble makers.

The only memorable fight I have been in was when some drunk kid tried to mug my wife at knife point. I pulled the drunk off my wife and laid into him. When I finished with him he was a bloody mess, unconcious in a pool of his own pee.

Nothing was ever said or done about it. No police called, nothing.

I'm not a violent person, but if someone presses the right buttons - i.e. tries to attack a family memeber - the God best have mercy because I won't.

KaHn · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:05

Cueball said:
Snip.

This is the sort of thing I have noticed, if the police were called you would be arrested and charge with assault/GBH for your actions, but if he stabbed your wife and ran off, later got caught on a mister meaner he may get off very lightly.

I am actually glad that they are people in this world who will react in those situations, as next time it could be someone else's wife where their husband isn't there.

KaHn

Cueball · 9 Apr 2006 at 15:14

Exactly.

The problem I would have had was I used excessive force to subdue the attacker.

Bliar's stance on crime doesn't help matters. I digress anyway.

fatiain · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:13

VIRII said:
Hmmm that could be it, I have just had a egg, cheese and bacon ratburger from the white van of salmonella outside B&Q. Perhaps he wants to lick the egg yolk from my stubbly chin.

That still makes him disturbed though. Very disturbed.

Mmmm me hungy. *lols tongue out*

el_dazza · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:28

Never been in a fight

If i did get in one i wouldn't stand a chance

VIRII · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:35

fatiain said:
Mmmm me hungy. *lols tongue out*

Right I am gonna have to have words with your mrs about you and your internet stalking.

fatiain · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:36

VIRII said:
Right I am gonna have to have words with your mrs about you and your internet stalking.

Tell her I said "Hi"

VIRII · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:39

fatiain said:
Tell her I said "Hi"

Apparently she isn't talking to you until you give her back the chocolate cakes.

Foghorn Leghorn · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:41

KaHn said:
.....mister meaner...

ROFL

Fog

Luke15 · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:48

PeterNem said:
Again, you sound like you're either proud of it/bragging/trying to convince us what a tough guy you are. Pathetic.

And since when it hitting someone with a rolling pin not serious?

Oh , im soo pathetic. I would love to see you say that to me in real life. Disrespect me in public and you would deserve everything you get.

fatiain · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:48

Luke15 said:
Oh , im soo pathetic. I would love to see you say that to me in real life. Disrespect me in public and you would deserve everything you get.

Dude, you're 15 and you have a rolling pin...... :rolleyes:

VIRII · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:56

fatiain said:
Dude, you're 15 and you have a rolling pin......

Hang on, what would you get? Cuddly toy? Dishwasher? ickle hug?

Pigeon_Killer · 9 Apr 2006 at 16:58

fatiain said:
Dude, you're 15 and you have a rolling pin......

He might be a chef.

Cueball · 9 Apr 2006 at 17:03

Luke15 said:
Disrespect me in public and you would deserve everything you get.

Are you a chav, perchance?

GordyR · 9 Apr 2006 at 17:03

Luke15 said:
Yes. Some guy touched my sister, so i took a rolling pin and smashed his face in.

Job done

Quick question, where the hell were you that gave you quick access to a rolling pin?

Your comment conjures up images of you being a mad chef in the middle of a cookery lesson, complete with frilly pinny on. I'm failing to see how any fight could get started in a cooking environment, people usually cook in their kitchens. Were you helping your sister bake muffins in the middle of a nightclub when some dude squeezed her buns or something?

KaHn · 9 Apr 2006 at 17:07

GordyR said:
Quick question, where the hell where you that gave you quick access to a rolling pin?

Your comment conjures up images of you being a mad chef in the middle of a cookery lesson, complete with frilly pinny on. I'm failing to see how any fight could get started in a cooking environment, people usually cook in their kitchens. Were you helping your sister bake muffins in the middle of a nightclub when some dude squeezed her buns or something?

Maybe it was a sly lick to her muffin?

KaHn

GordyR · 9 Apr 2006 at 17:09

KaHn said:
Maybe it was a sly lick to her muffin?

Lol well that would do it. Invading ones muffin is a big no-no in the catering industry, or so I hear.

megzy · 9 Apr 2006 at 17:10

KaHn said:
Maybe it was a sly lick to her muffin?

KaHn

Wouldn't say that to him, might get hit with the rolling pin! :rolleyes: