Does not compute!

No, I have testicles
I usually call mine "the pc" or some such.


I used to have a rig. It was called Piper Alpha.

If by naming as in naming cars then GTFO.
MacBook is called "ashlee" (à la Ashlee Simpson)
MacBook Pro under OS X is "zooey", under Windows 7 is "deschanel" (See what I did there?)
iPhone is called "hayden" (à la Hayden Panettiere)