Hello, my name is Feek and I am an addict

[Feek]

I realised yesterday that I'm genuinely an addict. I'm a cheese addict. Our surgery opens at 08:00 for telephone appointments so I called this morning and they put me straight through to the doctor.

I explained my symptoms and he agreed, I'm a cheddar addict.

But he said it's only mild.

 

[Zefan]

Mature.

 

[Fubsy]

That was a gouda one, but I'd already guessed the punchline. Far too brie-sy.

On a serious note: with tier 4 lockdowns, isolation etc, anyone else found they are eating a terrifying amount of cheese and biscuits? Or just me?

 

[Deleted member 77746]

That jokes just cheesy.

 

[PermaChanged]

Mature.

This as the first response saved the thread - genuine smile raised

 

[Hades]

I guess your jokes don't get any feta than this?

 

[Hagar]

But whatever you do, dont gorge.

 

[floatindolphin]

I’m getting really Ched-up with all these bad jokes....

 

[robfosters]

Feek, these cheese jokes are so rubbish

could you choose them a bit more Caerphilly please?

 

[Dis86]

That one really was a stinking Bishop.


A nickname you never want to have your partner give you...

 

[peterwalkley]

I knew this was fake the moment he said he got put straight through to the Doctor !

 

[Mason-]

This as the first response saved the thread - genuine smile raised

They probably premeditated it in the mod forums .

 

[paradigm]

I Port Salut you.

 

[Lysander]

why do I come here

 

[Hades]

why do I come here

For Feek's cheesy jokes. Literally.

 

[Em3bbs]

why do I come here

Indeed, I Comte this thread and it's just a cheesy wind up!

 

[Andrew_McP]

Feeble jokes like this make me smorgasbord.

 

[malccy]

Cheese jokes always grate me.

 

[fatbatman]

I too was a cheese addict, be careful it's very hard to shift the weight once you get sober. I still weigh a ton and it's really grating on me.

 

[FBi7]

Compared with Feek's previous offerings, this one brie-ly wasn't too bad at all.