Hello, my name is Feek and I am an addict

[Arsonist]

FYI eating cheese actually triggers your brain's opiod receptors in the same way addictive drugs do. We get the same kick from eating cheese that drug addicts get taking their drug of choice. But for us cheese isn't addictive, so we get all the benifits and few downsides (heart disease, obeasity, high blood pressure etc). But alas I gave up animal products a few year ago. I miss cheese, especially at Christmas

 

[fatbatman]

Bet you're fun to have a pint with

 

[Andrew_McP]

Bet you're fun to have a pint with

 

[Noxia]

Just a vegan announcing theirself, nothing new.

 

[wonko]

Whey-hey, that didn't g-rind as much as some of these joke threads

 

[darael]

OP should have said Dairylea was a proper cheese to rile the cheese experts.

 

[Danthus]

Stiltons of other jokes you could have used.

 

[Mobius 1]

I couldn’t give edam about cheese

 

[Angilion]

That was a gouda one, but I'd already guessed the punchline. Far too brie-sy.

It could have been worse. A man threw some cheese at me in the street yesterday. How dairy!

On a serious note: with tier 4 lockdowns, isolation etc, anyone else found they are eating a terrifying amount of cheese and biscuits? Or just me?

Bread and cheese for me. Wholemeal brown bread, cheese and ale. Perfect meal, medieval peasant style. Really not good for anyone's health. Especially without the physical exercise that most medieval peasants got.

 

[Werewolf]

I'd curd that Feeks jokes where getting whey out of hand, but didn't breelieve it until now.

 

[arc@css]

 

[Grimley]

Here's a nice book to read while you wait for your next piece....

https://shop.bl.uk/products/the-philosophy-of-cheese

 

[koolpc]

Feek is 'Crackers'

 

[sad099]

As long as the Dr told you that you'll Brie alright

 

[Hades]

 

[jon86]

It's probably time to put the kettle on and havarti after eating all that cheese.

 

[arknor]

this jokes mouldy