Help! I need an impressive meal that a complete idiot could cook!

[Cosimo]

It's in obvious question which would only otherwise be asked by someone else...

Did you get laid?

And did you take pics?

What do you think of my food, hey babe, lie back and I’ll take a couple of shots

 

[James07]

You're late.

I really am! Lol..

Did he make her a fry up the next morning then?