Help, ive been clamped

[Malt_Vinegar]

Any updates?? Spoken to the council yet?

 

[div0]

Yes, he is a homeless person with a car and internet access.....

I think he was pedantically pointing out the error in saying 'help I've been clamped', rather than 'help my car's been clamped'.

Never mind, the joke is ruined now.

 

[[TW]Fox]

Why would the council care if you've parked on private land and then been clamped?

 

[Cosimo]

Why would the council car if you've parked on private land and then been clamped?

What has the council car got to do it.

 

[el_dazza]

What has the council car got to do it.

Damn you, I was going to say that

 

[V4NT0M]

 

[[TW]Fox]

What has the council car got to do it.

I dont know what you mean

 

[Cosimo]

I dont know what you mean

Nice edit.

 

[regulus]

Reminds me lovingly of the time some dumbass company clamped 6 of our company cars/vans. We simply got the disc cutters out and the two clowns could just stand there and watch their clamps get ruined.

 

[Neverwhere]

 

[swanseajack]

With a user name of Welshboy tell him you will sue him for racial discrimination, hey if it works for the Muslims...

 

[SB118]

...the guy wants cash and has said his card reader doesnt work.

This so you can't go to your bank afterwards and tell them the funds were paid under duress.

 

[Nate Silvers]

1 word for you mate - unlucky lol

 

[qqg3]

Buy a gun.

 

[mrk]

So what exactly did you do in the end? sit there trembling in fear or be Alpha?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

For revenge I recommend torture with the Clamps!!!!

...or a clamp like device

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

1 word for you mate - unlucky lol

"Unlucky lol" technically speaking is two words. Although, i suppose you could argue that "lol" is not a real word...

Still, Scot Mills would love you on SS....

 

[Sharpsilver]

What would Macgyver do?

 

[Duke]

I need closure on this, its so exciting.

 

[SteveOBHave]